I thought she said "I heard Chloe gave you oral sex in the toilets".

Chloe!!

The tennis match was hilarious especially Amy dropping the racket lol.

Gemma's psychic readings were amusing, especially her reading of Chloe! I didn't know Chloe was a mum!!

Gotta love how the cast have clearly been instructed by the producers not to break the 4th wall
(Kirk calling Maria "an extra" being a notable exception)

E.g. Arg questioning Sam and Billie about the origin of the cheating rumours last night - he had to come up with a convoluted explanation about how their behaviour had apparently changed towards him, and thus through lofty powers of perception he deduced ("2 and 2 together") they were being disloyal. He simply watched the previous episode(screened just before) when they told Lydia what they'd "heard"

I also chuckled at how Sam and Billie were totally unprepared for his inquisition - as if they thought "we were filmed voicing these rumours about Arg for over a million people to see and now Arg is asking us about it - crap, we never saw that coming!"

Although I agree with other posters there's something suspiciously hesitant about the way Arg is countering the, err, BJ accusation.

I think he got drunk at Sugar Hut one night, was propositioned by an avid female fan and felt it would be rude to turn her down

She's got a lot of friends.
I have her on Twitter, and she goes out with her friends a lot.

I'm sure she's made lots of "friends" on Twitter since appearing on TV

Also, there will be those she actually knows in person now hovering around her more often to get their foot in the door for series 3.

Arg just posted on twitter that there is only a weeks worth of filming left. Damnit

I liked that Chloe said parmesan smells like sick. To me it tastes like sick!

OOoooh will have to rewatch to check that bit. Although would argue that Chloe couldn't give anyone oral sex anywhere due to too many teeth situation.

I think the knowing looks and little smiles between Gemma and Chloe showed the whole 'fighting' over wossisname (kirk's dad) is just a daft storyline.

I watched last nights show and thought it was really funny.

The characters are just so funny..well some are

Catagories:

Funny.

Arg
Amy
Harry
Mark W (although conceited)
Joey Essex.

Boring and/or Bitchy.

Marks Mother
Lydias Mother
Sams Sister
Marks sister.
Gemma.

Sweet and nice.

Chloe
Both Laurens.
Marks Nan.
Sam (most of the time).

Just my opinion of course.

Well lets just say imagine being the mother of a very good looking 14 year old lad who was maybe a bit in front of his years and could pass for being older and *ahem* all the dynamics that could involve. I reckon he would have been like a kid in a sweet shop.

I should say that poor mother's had more 'issues' to deal with than a local family planning clinic combined with Relate and the Samaritans over the years what with him and shedloads of hysterical young hormonal girls to boot. And their parents.

Well if I was her mate she'd be on lockdown and going to 'co-dependents' anonymous and 'self esteem building' classes. And Mark would be minus a couple of bollox!

I agree, it's bemusing that they're constantly splashed all over the magazines and in the tabloids but never discuss their 'celebrity' lives on the show. Makes it seem even more fake....

yep, and i think they are filming about 2 weeks in advance sometimes this series so there's about 4 episodes left (i think) after this week

Yes, I was thinking that too

I'm pretty sure that in the second episode of the first series, the cast were shown watching the first episode on TV! Things have moved on since then...

Oh thank you for these! Made my boring tuesday at work !!

I think Maria is stunning. I kone she has had bits and bob done to her, but she still looks beautiful.

There is one, i think number 74 or 75 of Harry with Popey in the background doing the biggest yawn, really made me laugh!!

The show finishes next Wed

:

I just hope Mersey Shore or whatever it is to be called will air straight after but that's just wishful thinking.

Otherwise, I will have reality TV withdrawal symptoms

Seriously........... what will I watch?!

[quote=PhoenixScorpyo;49668853]:

I just hope Mersey Shore or whatever it is to be called will air straight after but that's just wishful thinking.

Otherwise, I will have reality TV withdrawal symptoms

Seriously........... what will I watch?![/QUOTE]

The posh Chelsea show coming to E4....

Noooooo! Tell me this isn't true.
I hope they make another series soon, I'll really miss it.

[/quote]The posh Chelsea show coming to E4.... [/quote]

Yaaaay!! I did see an ad for that yesterday, thanks

The posh Chelsea show coming to E4.... [/quote]

Yaaaay!! I did see an ad for that yesterday, thanks [/quote]

No probs!! looks just as bad/good as TOWIE!!!

Amy and Harry havent featured or had a real storyline this series. I'm dissapointed.

i don't think it will be back until September/October time

The show isnt real guys, its all staged.

Scholars will be poring over the implications of this erudite observation for centuries to come.

We dare not contemplate the hardship of your journey, the rivers you have crossed and the mountains you have climbed, to unearth the hidden relics and ancient truths... and thus bring us all enlightenment. The lives of humble TOWIE fans have been changed forever - rejoice one and all, and abandon the fake prophets Amy Childs, Joey Essex and Mr.Darcy

Oh, errr, missus...........................I is forever enlightened, know I knows it aint real! Nice one!