Originally Posted by The Wizard:
“Hello? You hoo! It's not real! Ffs. Seriously how dumb are they aiming this programme? It's a mockumentary not a documentary. Actually it's not even that cos it's not even funny. You're not seeing an insight into anyones lives. They're actors. This is NOT real life!
Seriously someone kill me now before the idiots start running the assylum”
You're half right actually, the story is that someone had an idea to run something like this and they held auditions for the characters that were going to be in it.
They did choose some people who knew each other but others have been introduced as part of the little "story line "that the producers have dreamed up.
I don't think that the fire at the club was written in though LOL...
And Nanni Pat doesn't really do all that cooking!
Oh and remember the Sugar hut burnt down last September? Well this week the court deemed it to be arson and the insurance claim is invalid as the owners had failed to notify them that they were in administration ( I think the boss then was a bloke named Gary)
Another bit of goss. is that Marks best mate and partner in the new club, that toe rag Jack Tweed is not featured at all in the program ( like he doesn't exist) because he wanted too much money.
BUT because it is successful he is now saying he wants to be part of it ... so we will see!
Yep - it's all made up, we're the suckers - don't be surprised when Amy ( or one of the other orange plastic brainless bimbos ) is in your face on every TV reality show next year!

