We call it big heads in our house

I like Judith, mainly because she is a bit rubbish but easier on the eye than the rest. de Mooi the beautiful , my ****. Daphne looks okay, well-groomed at least, but is not the nice little old lady she pretends to be, as we all seem to have twigged by now.

CJ is appearing in panto this year, as the genie I believe. 'Genius' no doubt, that will be it.