What's your tones?

Get funny looks when it goes off at inappropriate times?

I once had cartman saying "how would you like to suck my b....s" set as my sms tone and it went off in the canteen at work when all the top management were visiting.

i used to use funny ones all the time... then i moved onto film soundtracks (including Convoy ) and now im onto music.

i had this for a while:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTM58GdLQyk

but this is my current one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAuTlI32PCQ

my uncles test alert shouted ( oi taxi!! )
half way through my grandads funeral.

my ring tone is ebenezer goode!!
starts ( naughty naughty very naughty!!)