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Old 09-03-2011, 16:45
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Oh yes indeedy. What an odious man he is - living off Simon's fame and having no discernable career of his own. He keeps hinting he is sodding off to the US to cover X Factor out there - I wonder if he has a work permit? Not quite sure how you get one WITHOUT A JOB.
Loves to pretend he knows more than he does as well - leads the poor little Saulas on - with any luck they will hire a hit man once they find out he has been leading them a merry dance. I think he cooked his goose with Simon after he blabbed he was leaving Idol before it was official. Dont think he knows a thing anymore. More fool any US radio stations that employ him thinking he has an "inside track" to Simon. He isnt even a Cowell - they had different dads. How tragic to change your name to that of your more famous, better looking, more intelligent younger HALF brother....
Very true, i hadn't even thought about the visa issue! From what Tony has said about his own debt issues in the past, he seems to have never had a proper job, just gone down the failed author route, the ones who are always 'close' to getting published.

Blabbing about Simon leaving Idol was so unprofessional and probably caused a lot of problems with Fox.

As for messing with the Saulas, i do think he's out of order and i hope it comes back to haunt him, those girls are made of strong stuff and probably know Simon better than he does!
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Old 09-03-2011, 16:51
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Oh and while i'm sticking the boot in, what's going on with his fiancee Emma ? (still no wedding on the cards there). She was a radio presenter when she met him. She does some charity work now which is all very commendable, but surely she should also have a regular full time job, rather than hanging around Simon's various shows?

She also used the Cowell name on Twitter for a while before changing it back and they are not even married!
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Old 09-03-2011, 16:55
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^^ we got the same name but different numbers
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Old 09-03-2011, 17:04
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^^ we got the same name but different numbers
I promise I'm not stalking you but that's another person you share your name with
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Old 09-03-2011, 18:33
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Oh and while i'm sticking the boot in, what's going on with his fiancee Emma ? (still no wedding on the cards there). She was a radio presenter when she met him. She does some charity work now which is all very commendable, but surely she should also have a regular full time job, rather than hanging around Simon's various shows?

She also used the Cowell name on Twitter for a while before changing it back and they are not even married!

Well you know what the Cowell's are like with their fiance's
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Old 09-03-2011, 18:37
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Are we thinking Kerching probably is in LA or is someone else responsible for the panda eyes

I hope she isn't supervising his diet like it says the papers he will end up like a string bean if he follows her diet. Women like men with a bit of meat on them. He is fine as he is
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Old 09-03-2011, 19:27
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He looks fine especially when she is not around when she is he looks sick, and overally made up. You will know when she's there he always has racoon eyes, and tons of lip gloss on.
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Old 09-03-2011, 20:36
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According to DS today Mish will be cooking healthy meals for Simon so he can shape up for the X-factor. Do you think she has ever seen his kitchen?
Kerching's idea of a slap up meal is a grape and a Marlboro Light.
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Old 09-03-2011, 20:50
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Kerching's idea of a slap up meal is a grape and a Marlboro Light.


And her "excercise regime" is 8 hours tramping round the "Accessories" floor in Harrods...
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Old 09-03-2011, 20:52
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Kerching's idea of a slap up meal is a grape and a Marlboro Light.
:Post the the day, it actually made me LOL
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Old 09-03-2011, 21:08
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And her "excercise regime" is 8 hours tramping round the "Accessories" floor in Harrods...

To be fair that's my idea of a workout too.....well that and a sprint between Smythsons and Tiffanys on Bond Street. And a light jog between Chanel and Hermes on Sloane Street
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Old 09-03-2011, 21:11
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in the report i just read it says Kerching would be making sure he had a healthy diet it didn't say anything about her actually getting it
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Old 09-03-2011, 21:12
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in the report i just read it says Kerching would be making sure he had a healthy diet it didn't say anything about her actually getting it
She's probably got that Jenny Craig service on speed dial.
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Old 09-03-2011, 21:22
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She's probably got that Jenny Craig service on speed dial.
And Gillian Mckeith booked to have a poke round his Number 2s incase he tries to slip in the odd sneaky cheeseburger??
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Old 09-03-2011, 21:31
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And Gillian Mckeith booked to have a poke round his Number 2s incase he tries to slip in the odd sneaky cheeseburger??
LMFAO! Ew!
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Old 09-03-2011, 22:30
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shock horror apparently he has been enjoying meals like spaghetti bolognese and fish fingers and chips
what's wrong with that, sounds like normal food to me but then i am a size 12 which is probably obese in la la land
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Old 11-03-2011, 09:28
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Hilarious...

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view...-Come-Dancing/

If only it were true - I can SO seem him doing this...cutting a rug across the dance floor in tails to a Sinatra number. I saw him more with Anton though . Truly Awesome. Maybe for Comic Relief???
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Old 11-03-2011, 09:34
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Hilarious...

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view...-Come-Dancing/

If only it were true - I can SO seem him doing this...cutting a rug across the dance floor in tails to a Sinatra number. I saw him more with Anton though . Truly Awesome. Maybe for Comic Relief???
That's hilarious, i would LOVE Simon to do something like that for Comic Relief or Children In Need. We should get onto Sinitta about it. They could set the audience a target amount of cash to raise to bid for Simon to dance OK, so it would have to be with one of the female dancers for him to remotely consider it, but would still be fab. I think he would rather just donate all the money himself though!
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Old 11-03-2011, 10:00
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That's hilarious, i would LOVE Simon to do something like that for Comic Relief or Children In Need. We should get onto Sinitta about it. They could set the audience a target amount of cash to raise to bid for Simon to dance OK, so it would have to be with one of the female dancers for him to remotely consider it, but would still be fab. I think he would rather just donate all the money himself though!
If Snit hadn't broken her ankle, she could have dragged him on herself . I rarely dream about celebs but I did have a dream I was on Strictly with Simon once. He was awesome and went all Fred Astaire with a cane and a lengthy tap dance routine whilst I tried not to fall over in my heels Maybe it was a premonition dream...hehehe.
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Old 11-03-2011, 10:05
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If Snit hadn't broken her ankle, she could have dragged him on herself . I rarely dream about celebs but I did have a dream I was on Strictly with Simon once. He was awesome and went all Fred Astaire with a cane and a lengthy tap dance routine whilst I tried not to fall over in my heels Maybe it was a premonition dream...hehehe.
I hate to put a damper on your dream but I suspect he'd be a terrible dancer. He's far too controlling to be able to relax and let go. I doubt he'd do it. He'd probably prefer to donate loads of and get himself off the hook that way.
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Old 11-03-2011, 10:21
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If he got a bit tipsy he might actually be quite good. Julie was a dancer, perhaps that could influence him and he is used to the high heeled dance shoes and trousers He also walks with his back very upright, kind of like a dancer's posture, except it just looks camp on him.
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Old 11-03-2011, 10:32
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If he got a bit tipsy he might actually be quite good. Julie was a dancer, perhaps that could influence him and he is used to the high heeled dance shoes and trousers He also walks with his back very upright, kind of like a dancer's posture, except it just looks camp on him.
He does have the perfect look for a ballroom dancer - camp but suave . I think its the high heels that swing it. . Im sure after a few bottles of White Lightening and a couple of Bacardi Breezers he could do a mean tango. Maybe Snit's "Iron Grip" over him isnt a portfolio of gay snaps but video footage of him at ballroom dancing lessons in 1982 .
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Old 11-03-2011, 10:40
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He does have the perfect look for a ballroom dancer - camp but suave . I think its the high heels that swing it. . Im sure after a few bottles of White Lightening and a couple of Bacardi Breezers he could do a mean tango. Maybe Snit's "Iron Grip" over him isnt a portfolio of gay snaps but video footage of him at ballroom dancing lessons in 1982 .
Oh god, I've now got mental images of Simon doing the Matt Dawson bum wiggle with the 'hello ducky' look over his shoulder as seen on Strictly You've driven me straight back into therapy (If you didn't see it, don't look it up, what has been seen can never be unseen - or at least can't be without the use of industrial strength drugs)
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Old 11-03-2011, 10:41
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He does have the perfect look for a ballroom dancer - camp but suave . I think its the high heels that swing it. . Im sure after a few bottles of White Lightening and a couple of Bacardi Breezers he could do a mean tango. Maybe Snit's "Iron Grip" over him isnt a portfolio of gay snaps but video footage of him at ballroom dancing lessons in 1982 .
Remember him telling Piers 'off camera' that he used to go to the Roller Disco in Hammersmith i think, when he was young?! Plus there's all those pics of the young Simon on holiday looking supremely camp in his vest and braces. I agree, he's got more secrets than the subject of this thread, a dancing diva on the quiet
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Old 11-03-2011, 11:18
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Oh god, I've now got mental images of Simon doing the Matt Dawson bum wiggle with the 'hello ducky' look over his shoulder as seen on Strictly You've driven me straight back into therapy (If you didn't see it, don't look it up, what has been seen can never be unseen - or at least can't be without the use of industrial strength drugs)
Ive got to pop out now but I will be sure to look that up when I return. I feel "Hello ducky" is most definitely a line Simon has used in the past....

Remember him telling Piers 'off camera' that he used to go to the Roller Disco in Hammersmith i think, when he was young?! Plus there's all those pics of the young Simon on holiday looking supremely camp in his vest and braces. I agree, he's got more secrets than the subject of this thread, a dancing diva on the quiet
Roller Disco?? Love it...I can just see him twirling around to Wham's "Im Your Man" in a Choose Life T shirt and white jeans circa 1983
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