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Old 28-02-2012, 18:18
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OMG, I haven't seen this one coming

BTW is that him in that picture or did Mezhgan have to go to Madame Tussauds to get that photo?
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Old 28-02-2012, 18:53
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OMG, I haven't seen this one coming

BTW is that him in that picture or did Mezhgan have to go to Madame Tussauds to get that photo?
So Zeta Graff spilled the beans.Via Max Clifford no doubt
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Old 28-02-2012, 19:03
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I wonder if asking for sex can be seen as needy?
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Old 28-02-2012, 19:36
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They should get their stories straight. First he'll never marry, because women won't say yes to his proposals. Then there's one that did, but she's too needy. Probably because she had accepted It's like with witches in dark ages. Test by water, when she drowned she was innocent, when not she was guilty and therefore killed.
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Old 28-02-2012, 19:46
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He's on a big push to prove he's a Sex God in the US of A. You only have to look at his picture on his twitter account

Go Simon !
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Old 28-02-2012, 20:41
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They were so much in love, when they kissed you could tell how eager he was....maybe she demanded one to many kisses?

Look how limped wristed Simon excelled himself here showing how to sweep a girl offf her feet with a full on snog.
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Old 28-02-2012, 20:50
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Oh well, looks like it's another visit to Rent-a-girlfriend for Simon.
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Old 01-03-2012, 14:15
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Oh well, looks like it's another visit to Rent-a-girlfriend for Simon.
Not too long to wait!!

http://m.radaronline.com/exclusives/...aula-junqueira
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Old 01-03-2012, 18:44
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This thread's ben running for months and months and going round in circles. I always imagined Simon was one of the wealthiest guys going so how come his PR team are allowing this to run and run whilst anything about Dawn French is closed as quick as you can say "gastric bypass".
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Old 01-03-2012, 18:46
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This thread's ben running for months and months and going round in circles. I always imagined Simon was one of the wealthiest guys going so how come his PR team are allowing this to run and run whilst anything about Dawn French is closed as quick as you can say "gastric bypass".
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Old 01-03-2012, 19:00
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Gone are the days when he could simply pop along to Peppermint Rhino.
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Old 01-03-2012, 20:03
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This thread's ben running for months and months and going round in circles. I always imagined Simon was one of the wealthiest guys going so how come his PR team are allowing this to run and run whilst anything about Dawn French is closed as quick as you can say "gastric bypass".
That's paranoia for you. Let me guess what would people think if Cliff made DS shut this thread down
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Old 01-03-2012, 20:06
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Good job she's an old friend and loaded so he won't have to bother paying her off when the time comes
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Old 01-03-2012, 20:08
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That's paranoia for you. Let me guess what would people think if Cliff made DS shut this thread down
i'm sure Simon just loves being talked about whatever the subject
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Old 06-03-2012, 15:01
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http://www.ok.co.uk/xfactor/view/461...-pal-reveals-/

Old news I know, but love the line at the bottom about "Simon needing a woman....."

Aye, preferably one that doesn't have breasts or female genitalia
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Old 06-03-2012, 16:22
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That photo in the OK with their expressions sums that relationship/employment very well. Yes, he needs a woman, an employee from the bearding industry And I think the friend is talking bollocks. I think Mezhgan's problem was she was too independent and with her own will. She was not grateful for whatever bone he'd throw her (and there were no bone(r)s included either ) She is not the one to ride his coattails like his usual hangers-on.
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Old 21-04-2012, 18:13
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Not seen this thread in a while and yet so topical!
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Old 21-04-2012, 18:19
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Not seen this thread in a while and yet so topical!
Hello stranger not seen you for a long time I think we just thought this thread had been done to death . Yes , i think the OTT goings on this week may actually have convinced people who thought he wasn't that he is . A little bit of overkill me thinks
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Old 21-04-2012, 18:22
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Hello stranger not seen you for a long time I think we just thought this thread had been done to death . Yes , i think the OTT goings on this week may actually have convinced people who thought he wasn't that he is . A little bit of overkill me thinks
Hello Xxx

Yes we had sort of done it to death and were going round in circles a bit but I had sooooo many laughs on this thread. I thought it might be time to go back and reread it and see how accurate we were what with this week's very hetro outings.
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Old 21-04-2012, 18:28
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Hello Xxx

Yes we had sort of done it to death and were going round in circles a bit but I had sooooo many laughs on this thread. I thought it might be time to go back and reread it and see how accurate we were what with this week's very hetro outings.
Well i think we were spot on with the prediction of him not marrying Kerching

We still discuss this over in the appreciation thread ( it is a rather unusual appreciation thread )

Don't worry i'm sure we have plenty more laughs ahead of us yet
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Old 25-04-2012, 16:58
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Old 25-04-2012, 19:01
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They were so much in love, when they kissed you could tell how eager he was....maybe she demanded one to many kisses?

Look how limped wristed Simon excelled himself here showing how to sweep a girl offf her feet with a full on snog.
I know it's hard to believe he is such a horny little stud looking at that
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Old 25-04-2012, 19:42
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She's attached to his face like a remora to a shark No wonder he had to compensate for a too strong hetro vibe
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Old 25-04-2012, 19:49
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This is serious, Simon Cowell 'thinks Britain's Got Talent's Alesha Dixon is beautiful'

Simon Cowell reportedly has a romantic interest in his Britain's Got Talent colleague Alesha Dixon


I hope she can climb trees very quickly
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Old 25-04-2012, 19:59
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Not sexuality thoughts. I've slept with 100 men in Londan, 3000 in mancesrer.
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