Now that we are into the fifth week of SCD, what are your stereotypical descriptions of the stars in the show? For instance:

Ann - the sardonic no-hoper that everyone patronises;

Jimi - the smilie underdog who's a decent mover;

Kara - the capable barbie doll trying to boink her pro-partner;

Scott - the decent hard-working family man;

Pamela - the old woman whose over-marked scores annoy;

Felicity - the rubber-band old woman;

Matt - the 'farm-boy' made good;

The above are some (not so funny) examples. What are yours. Be humurous, but not TOO nasty, please.

OK. Here goes:

Ann - The Morecambe and Wise fat lady. 'Thanks for watching me and my little show here tonight.'

Jimi: Bollywood hunk

Matt: champion cow-catcher

Scott: heart-of-gold wideboy

Pamela: sexy mum embarrassing kids at Speech Day

Kara: Essex girl who passed the 11 Plus

Gavin: the incredible sulk

Felicity: doll with articulated limbs

Michelle: skinny big cat with mood disorder

Tina: annoying kid sister

Very, very good!

Thanks for the praise, which is definitely worth having from such a distinguished contributor to this forum

Bump! I should like to hear some more nicknames/ typecasting. Come on, you witty SCD forumites! Perhaps it needs to be late on Sat evening in the spoiler thread before your humour is unleashed.

Yours made me chuckle!

Nice one