With the Widdebeke pheneomena conquering the country, is there a way back for the BBC to a Strictly without the likes of AW and JS?

If not, who could be next year's ratings winner.

I think there's no way back for the BBC.
Ratings are up. They're on a winner.

The Beeb needs to find another no-hoper with attitude.
Ken Livingstone?

Lord Mandelson

Mandy could be quite a good dancer actually. He's got a pretty good build and frame for his age.

How about El Gordo - That would be fun.

Tony Blair?

If they came up with enough money Tone would be there like a shot.

They will probably think that what the public want is a dozen AW and JS characters and go all out to find them in pursuit of record ratings.

Stephen Hawking might be good.

Richard and Judy would be a laugh.

Or

Eamon Holmes.

Cruel

John Prescott is clearly Ann's natural successor. Pair him with Ola. Or Natalie.

I think Prescott would have to be paired with Anton, who seems to be so terribly good at dealing with those who can't dance at all.

Actually, on thinking about it, Prescott might be quite nimble, despite his bulk.

The only trouble with having Prezza on is he'd be in danger of hitting CRH, or Bruce, or Tessa, or some random member of the public, etc...

That's fine - a Paso with punch. And egg throwing from the judges/audience/other couples. All part of the new and "Oh so entertaining" SCD.

Enough with the props, it's gone far enough.
Prezza's gonna eat the eggs anyway.