Ooh, I'm psychic but I DO NOT talk to light bulbs.........they talk to me

'Hi girls................................'
'Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo'

They're all 'special'

Taking London fashions ''oop North'' Should be interesting.


Nick
He's having fun. First the sex shop and now the models. He's really enjoying this series.

One of the candidates Hanging around outside a shop saying ''hello ladies'' helloooooo? may not be the best way to entice any would be buyers. Made him look like a creep.

Don't know about anyone else here, but I enjoyed You're Fired, full of fun as usual. Mel looked demure too.

xxx

I have added it to the list posteritiously for future generations

Maybe I should get the Mods to pin the list at the top

The yo yos quote and Melissa's made up words made tonight's edition of the Apprentice the funniest I've ever seen. And there was the admission "we have five children in our team".

I hope next week's isn't as funny because I think I'm going to miss some of it, but at least it's on iPlayer.

I've been giggling like an eejit for the past 90 minutes

Special what though! lol

This special

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=special

Through my headache I was giggling too. You're Fired is brilliant, and wish it was on more than once a week.

Now we've seen both her incarnations, can anyone be sure that it wasn't Catherine Tate practising a new character?

Can see what you mean, and the would-be apprentices don't function all that well, but could if they stopped talking big and get their hands dirty.
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Think you should certainly make your wishes known to the mods, to pin the List, as it's the mainstay of The Apprentice forum. I'm sure future generations would be glad to see the List.

How about it Mods!

Loved the teasing reveal of who sold most. Team A no B, yes B, no it was Liz......

Melissa must be related to Stanley

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=323kQis2zbM

I've got a question about the babygrow.

Unless someone is watching over their baby all night long, how will they know s/he is getting too hot and at risk of cot death?

lol my mum asked exactly the same question !

or too cold......

I think they all got carried away with the idea of preventing a baby dying without actually considering the reality of it all.

I'm surprised the retaliers didn't make the point.

also how many would you have to buy? If you have a sicky baby they could easily puke on 4 or 5 a day

putting a £10 babygro on and then immediately having to remove it ha ha

She did have the chance to perform, she just didn't. She's a no-trick pony.

Exactly what I thought. If you're going to sit there all night and watch for it to change colour surely you'd notice your baby dying anyway.


£10? It was £24.95. You could get ten ordinary ones for that. And the reason they're normally so cheap is because babies outgrow the things within weeks!

The apprentidicks went on about how they had five children between them but none of them can have been particularly involved in bringing those kids up as they clearly had no idea that practical reasons mean the baby glow is really rather useless and especially at that ludicrous price.

You're perhaps missing the point. The retailers bought it because new parents, who don't have a clue, will think it looks like the best idea ever and will buy one or two. The retailers will sell boat loads of them because new parents will happily shell out huge amounts of money on things that look like a good idea but have no practical application - go and visit any Mothercare and you'll see shelf loads of things that any experienced parent will tell you are useless but it doesn't stop them flying off the shelves.


I'm guessing you're not a parent If you have a sick baby who has kept you up for the past 24 hours because of some bug or other it is a minor miracle when you get them off to sleep. The last thing you want to do is risk waking them to take their temperature so a product like this looks good on paper - a visual check will tell you whether the temperature is still high or not.

Having said that it still fails as a practical product for a couple of reasons:[LIST][*]A healthy baby goes through babygros at a rate of knots, a sick baby goes through them even quicker.[*]How do you tell the difference between a high temperature and a dangerously high temperature - the product just seemed to change colour when it reached a certain temperature.[/LIST]

I was rather hoping the guy in Old Compton street might recognise him and ask if he's come for his regular order, or suggest some new mint flavour lube

Or perhaps that's on the cutting room floor