I'm sure she used the word 'pitchery' as well as some point last night
karmicaly they will be retributed....
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English A level.
That's it. It's happened.
The education system is finally broken.
It's official.
Melissa got an A level.
That must make me Albert bleedin' Einstein.
That's it. It's happened.
The education system is finally broken.
It's official.
Melissa got an A level.
That must make me Albert bleedin' Einstein.
Originally Posted by ESPIONdansant:
“English A level.
That's it. It's happened.
The education system is finally broken.
It's official.
Melissa got an A level.
That must make me Albert bleedin' Einstein.”
“English A level.
That's it. It's happened.
The education system is finally broken.
It's official.
Melissa got an A level.
That must make me Albert bleedin' Einstein.”
Well we do have loads of people speaking in text language these days and loads of young kids trying to sound like Ali G, maybe that confused her along the way?!
Or maybe she was one of those who was allowed to do her exams in text language! One of the most stupid things Labour have ever allowed!
Textese is meant to simply.
Melissa just obfuscates.
Take a perfectly good word and chuck in a few redundant syllables.
Scandaliferous!
Melissa just obfuscates.
Take a perfectly good word and chuck in a few redundant syllables.
Scandaliferous!
Originally Posted by ESPIONdansant:
“I'm still laughing this morning.
However I now feel berefted as I shall furthersome be unabilitated to beneficiate from her philosophicating on commerciality.
Sad day.”
“I'm still laughing this morning.
However I now feel berefted as I shall furthersome be unabilitated to beneficiate from her philosophicating on commerciality.
Sad day.”
Brilliantly put and spot on. I trust you will be karmically renumerated for your efforts
Originally Posted by ESPIONdansant:
“Textese is meant to simply.
Melissa just obfuscates.
Take a perfectly good word and chuck in a few redundant syllables.
Scandaliferous!”
“Textese is meant to simply.
Melissa just obfuscates.
Take a perfectly good word and chuck in a few redundant syllables.
Scandaliferous!”
For some reason, reminds me oof the words to the song, Love On the Rocks" "Love on the rocks, ain't no big surprise, Just pour me a dream/drink and I'l tell you some lies"!
Not saying your lying, just reminded me of that tune! Those lyrics crack me up as well!
Originally Posted by ESPIONdansant:
“I'll try to soldier on and survive my regretment at her departurity.”
“I'll try to soldier on and survive my regretment at her departurity.”
Careful, you don't want her cursuing you!
Originally Posted by ESPIONdansant:
“I'll try to soldier on and survive my regretment at her departurity.”
“I'll try to soldier on and survive my regretment at her departurity.”
Despite Melissa's subjectation to firement, is it possible she'll retainify enhancibled employmentability in followation of her television appearance?
Originally Posted by bleuh111:
“Despite Melissa's subjectation to firement, is it possible she'll retainify enhancibled employmentability in followation of her television appearance?”
“Despite Melissa's subjectation to firement, is it possible she'll retainify enhancibled employmentability in followation of her television appearance?”
I'm pretty sure she said she's opened a new business, don't know what though but maybe says a lot, employing herself?
karmicaly they will be retributed....
Comically - it's comically as in:
COMICALLY they will all be retributed as a delivery van full of expensive bread rolls crashes into the house...
Comically - it's comically as in:
COMICALLY they will all be retributed as a delivery van full of expensive bread rolls crashes into the house...
Originally Posted by Styker:
“Well we do have loads of people speaking in text language these days and loads of young kids trying to sound like Ali G, maybe that confused her along the way?!
Or maybe she was one of those who was allowed to do her exams in text language! One of the most stupid things Labour have ever allowed!”
“Well we do have loads of people speaking in text language these days and loads of young kids trying to sound like Ali G, maybe that confused her along the way?!
Or maybe she was one of those who was allowed to do her exams in text language! One of the most stupid things Labour have ever allowed!”
Her subsequeded confusation would be understandally......
Sounds like that Professor Stanley Unwin bloke
It was tragedising to watch someone of such articulatity and intelligentation leave the procession so verily early.
But at least she managed to exit with good grace. Right??!
But at least she managed to exit with good grace. Right??!
I think there's some mileage in the idea that contestants who are fired leave with a suitable gift. The (not so) golden goodbye. Melissa would get a bag of stale buns with an invoice for £10.80. That's cost price, you know. She's in the trade.
I think she just had some unluckiment because the excellencement of her pitchification just had temporareaneous malfunctuation for the particularised taskifications she had involvementness with.
I thought Lord Sugar facilitated the fireisation with total, 110% profesionality and correctilimisation
Originally Posted by Styker:
“RE Her English,
Your not gonna beleive this but she said on the radio that she's got an A level in English!
She never said what grade I think though!”
“RE Her English,
Your not gonna beleive this but she said on the radio that she's got an A level in English!
She never said what grade I think though!”
All of them - arranged in any order you like!!
To be honest, this thread makes me wonder if there's a future after all.
Perhaps as some sort of desk toy troll that you could bash on the head when frustrated to give you a stream of gibberish + jargon that would make you feel inestimably more competent in comparison.
Perhaps as some sort of desk toy troll that you could bash on the head when frustrated to give you a stream of gibberish + jargon that would make you feel inestimably more competent in comparison.
Originally Posted by -Serotonin-:
“To be honest, this thread makes me wonder if there's a future after all.
Perhaps as some sort of desk toy troll that you could bash on the head when frustrated to give you a stream of gibberish + jargon that would make you feel inestimably more competent in comparison.”
“To be honest, this thread makes me wonder if there's a future after all.
Perhaps as some sort of desk toy troll that you could bash on the head when frustrated to give you a stream of gibberish + jargon that would make you feel inestimably more competent in comparison.”
To be honestful, this thread makes I wonderify if Melissa may not alreadyish have thunked of that and set herself up as an "on-tra-pre-noor" to pitch this "inner-vay-shun" to a major High Street Retailship like say....... Debenhams, for examplitude?
If they don't have already have a desk toy departmenthood, perhaps they might considerify starting one up??
I think when you're talking fast it's quite easy to overgeneralise some rules of English and have these words pop into your head. Difference being, most people have the self-awareness and common sense not to actually say it.
I think what someone else was right, she was trying to sound intelligent and even got so wrapped up in it, she forgot to listen to anyone else.
I think what someone else was right, she was trying to sound intelligent and even got so wrapped up in it, she forgot to listen to anyone else.
She clearly thinks this type of elaborification will enhance her image as a highly professionalistic businesswoman.
It just makes her look ridiculous. Like a toddler in high heels.
It just makes her look ridiculous. Like a toddler in high heels.
Originally Posted by pixieboots:
“
What a spoiled brat she is. Incompetent, inarticulate, gobby and carp at selling. The whingy expression when she realised she was being fired and bad sportsmanship with the two who beat her and she says she is fine with what went on
Who will employ her now?”
“
What a spoiled brat she is. Incompetent, inarticulate, gobby and carp at selling. The whingy expression when she realised she was being fired and bad sportsmanship with the two who beat her and she says she is fine with what went on
Who will employ her now?”
Was that supposed to say crap at spelling ?
Originally Posted by Styker:
“RE Her English,
Your not gonna beleive this but she said on the radio that she's got an A level in English!
She never said what grade I think though!”
“RE Her English,
Your not gonna beleive this but she said on the radio that she's got an A level in English!
She never said what grade I think though!”
To be fair, I got an 'A' in economics A level, but that hasn't helped my credit card bill keep itself on one side of paper
Still, I only have myself to blamerate for that.
Originally Posted by len112:
“Was that supposed to say crap at spelling ?”
“Was that supposed to say crap at spelling ?”
No, I prefer carp to crap, it scans better
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