I think you mean "you're" as in "you are" rather than "your"

It's always wise to make sure your own grammar and English is correct before talking about someone else's

As for Melissa, I can't quite decide if she was just rather dim or just very bonkers.

I'm sure that when her audition tape was seen, the producers just thought "mad as a brush and will make great telly!" rather than seeing her as a smart sort with a good brain.

I'm glad she's gone but also wanted "Stuart Baggs, The Brand" to go too.

I wish Alan would throw a massive strop and fire about six people all in one go !

It's quite possible to be both.

I personally think she was intellectically defecative and psychomentally ludicrousitous.

Phwoar.

Taking 15 minutes to come up with a price of £1.82 to bake a bread roll seems both stupid and bonkers to me.

haha...perfect word for her verbal "style"

There's two words to describe this vile woman: obnoxious and thick. She was thick and inept at pitching and calculating, and the way she treated her colleagues on her exit was unprofessional. Then the 'words' that she used, which she tried to pass off this morning as 'her words', were cringeworthy. I won't miss the lisp but unfortunately Laura Linda Blair is still on the scene and her lisp is equally as annoying. I'm just waiting for her head to do a 360 degrees spin.

Have just caught up with the last eppy. I thought it was well funnation. I wish Malicessa hadn't been got firality though because I loved the way she always gave £1.82%. The only thing that would have made the episode better was if one of the people she was pitching too had watched as much Channel U as she obviously has, and would have told her to "come out mi face!" when she refused to take no for an answer.

As for Laura, I've finally realised. She doesn't look like Linda Blair, she looks like bride of Chucky. Hopefully Lawd Sugar will cut the string on her immature yapping soon.

Grammar has always been a weak point for me and its overated, at least I can pronounce my words correctly unlike her who went on a programme broadcast on national TV and claims she is brilliant at everything.

Like another poster said, spot on! Really like the first word.

Her pitch could best be described as defecative.