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Danni, Louis, Treacle – in my Dressing Room NOW! |
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Danni, Louis, Treacle – in my Dressing Room NOW!
Simon – D’you know what guys, we need a serious talk because some of you *cough* Danni *cough* Louis are making toots and myself look bad.
Danni – But Simon, if that is public opinion then surely that’s yours and Cheryls doing. Simon – D’you know what Danni, your NOT playing ball. You refuse to use the key words I have given you. Treacle is to use ‘Fresh’ and ‘current’ while Louis is to use ‘deserve to be here’ and ‘own the stage’ while I use ‘best band around’ and ‘the next big popstar’ …… what do you use eh, I’ll tell you NOTHING. Danni – I walk out onto the show, I judge all the acts by offering constructive critique and I mentor my acts to the very best of my ability ……. Am I doing something wrong . Cheryl – Am not bein funny or nothing Danni bot yer meh-kin me n Simon look bad like. Louis - Shut up Cheryl, this is not the Cheryl Cole show and I’m sick of you. I’m only being truthful and honest. Simon – D’you know what Loius, keep that attitude up and you will be off this show next year, that goes for you too Danni. Both of you are upsetting Toots and I will not have it. Cheryl – Ah cant teek anymore Simon. Danni tries to upsteege me every week in the style dept Simon – D’you know what Danni, you stay as far away from Treacle on the judging panal as possible, I will not have ANYTHING detract from the glow of Tootsies star, d’you understand. And no legs or clevage. |
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Ha ha!
Very well done. More please.
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Cheryl – Ah cant teek anymore Simon. Danni tries to upsteege me every week in the style dept
.....and succeeds, week after week after week. Nice post!
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Simon - D'you know what Sinnita, those guys who vet the calls on the Xtra factor deserve a lot of credit. Week in and week out they only let callers through who think Moi and Toots are the best judges. Send them an X factor mug down will you darling and tell them Simon says keep up the good work.
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Good one
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Love it.
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Heehee, very good
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Simon – D’you know what treacle, don’t forget to shufty your chair close to mine on the judging panal so I can put my arm around the back. I don’t want there to be any doubt in the public’s mind that I am looking out for you sweets. Shorter skirts also Cheryl , oh and I’m ready for the front now
Knock Knock enter Konnie – Hello judges, Gosh I see Simons ready for his front Simon – D’you know what Konnie, I kant take your krap for much longer – Get out ! Konnie – absolutely |
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Lol! Keep 'em coming!
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Dermot - Ah Hello Mr Simon Cowell, thought i would pop in to massage your ego before the show starts *tugs forlock*
Cheryl - Eh excuse me Dermot aye have alreedy massaged Simons ego thankyou very mooch, clear off and teach Konnie her lines or something. Dermot - Ok Mr Simon Cowell i will be off then *tugs forlock* Simon - D'you know what Treacle, i am going to up the anti tonight with the smug looks, i am going to chew gum aswell. It's all about getting down with the kids and being current and fresh. Knock Knock Sinnita - Simon, wardrobe have your lucky Spongebob pants ready |
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I genuinely don't think this is funny
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ok we need more like this on DS.
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Love it OP
![]() Can imagine this as part of a skit show a la Alistair McGowan & Ronnie Ancona
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LoooLzz thanks for the laugh.
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More more and more of this.
Your very funny! |
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