So, when she stands there and says 'yea, that was the real me', after another gurning, skanky performance - that just a lot of carp (yes, I know that's a fish, I'm being delicate!)
I'd like to see a pantomime call and response scenario -
Audience: Oh no it wasn't
Cher: Oh yes it was (gurn, gurn, attitude, attitude)
Audience: Oh no it wasn't
Pantomime Dame (la Cole): Oh yes it was and don't you upset Mini Me - she's right up my alley, she is........
To be joined by Dannii 'Fairy Godmother', Louis 'Widow Twanky' and Simon Cowell as himself because he's more pantomime than any character I can think of......