Full English breakfast.

crazychris12 · 30-10-2010, 14:48

How often do you cook one? My 15 year-old daughter has got 3 girls sleeping over on the lounge floor tonight to watch scary DVD's. Anyway she's asked if I can cook them a full English for brunch tomorrow.

They had one when she slept over at one of these girl's houses. We never have one, just a bit of bacon once a week.

What do you think is a Full English then? I have bacon, eggs, little cocktail sausages, hash browns, baked beans and mushrooms.

Stiffy78 · 30-10-2010, 14:50

If there are no tattie scones it's not a proper breakfast.

crazychris12 · 30-10-2010, 14:51

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Originally Posted by Stiffy78

If there are no tattie scones it's not a proper breakfast.

What are those?

Dan Fortesque · 30-10-2010, 14:51

Tomatoes too I think, but the cocktail sausages don't sound right.

Achtung! · 30-10-2010, 14:51

Two fried eggs, bacon, sausages, hash browns, tomatoes, black pudding, mushrooms, fried bread, beans, toast and a big cup of tea.

kimindex · 30-10-2010, 14:51

Should have grilled tomatoes.

motsy · 30-10-2010, 14:52

GIVE 'EM THE WORKS!!!! It's their breakfast and choice and not up to the healty eating nazis (who probably smoke).

wonkeydonkey · 30-10-2010, 14:52

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Originally Posted by Achtung!

Two fried eggs, bacon, sausages, hash browns, tomatoes, black pudding, mushrooms, fried bread, beans, toast and a big cup of tea.

Black pudding is the food of Satan.

Bedsit Bob · 30-10-2010, 14:52

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Originally Posted by crazychris12

What do you think is a Full English then? I have bacon, eggs, little cocktail sausages, hash browns, baked beans and mushrooms.

You've missed out three vital ingredients.

Black Pudding, fried tomatoes and fried bread.

Stiffy78 · 30-10-2010, 14:52

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Originally Posted by crazychris12

What are those?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potato_scone

cosmo · 30-10-2010, 14:53

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Originally Posted by Stiffy78

If there are no tattie scones it's not a proper breakfast.

He said English breakfast.

None of that Scottish muck.

StressMonkey · 30-10-2010, 14:53

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Originally Posted by Achtung!

Two fried eggs, bacon, sausages, hash browns, tomatoes, black pudding, mushrooms, fried bread, beans, toast and a big cup of tea.

Can I come round to your house for breakfast please

crazychris12 · 30-10-2010, 14:53

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Originally Posted by Bedsit Bob

You've missed out three vital ingredients.

Black Pudding, fried tomatoes and fried bread.

They don't like black pudding. Asked her before I went to Asda. I love it.

Bedsit Bob · 30-10-2010, 14:53

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Originally Posted by Dan Fortesque

but the cocktail sausages don't sound right.

Correct. They should be proper bangers.

crazychris12 · 30-10-2010, 14:54

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Originally Posted by Dan Fortesque

Tomatoes too I think, but the cocktail sausages don't sound right.

Well we have lots in the freezer so thought I could save by not buying any sausages. I'm a tight bugger you see.

crazychris12 · 30-10-2010, 14:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bedsit Bob

Correct. They should be proper bangers.

Okay I'll get some then.

Bedsit Bob · 30-10-2010, 14:55

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Originally Posted by crazychris12

They don't like black pudding.

Get them to a psychiatrist immediately.

crazychris12 · 30-10-2010, 14:56

*Awaits someone asking if their drink will be an alcopop*

Stiffy78 · 30-10-2010, 14:57

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Originally Posted by cosmo

He said English breakfast.

None of that Scottish muck.

I know he did. It's not my fault you don't have proper breakfasts.

crazychris12 · 30-10-2010, 14:58

Aren't mushrooms dear? £1.79 for a 700g pack of Tesco value ones. Daylight robbery.

cosmo · 30-10-2010, 14:59

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Originally Posted by crazychris12

Aren't mushrooms dear? £1.79 for a 700g pack of Tesco value ones. Daylight robbery.

Get them loose. Rub the dirt off and cut the stalks down before bagging them.

Lushness · 30-10-2010, 15:00

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Originally Posted by wonkeydonkey

Black pudding is the food of Satan.

This.

Christ I've not had a full English brekkie in ages! Can't see me doing it before Christmas.

crazychris12 · 30-10-2010, 15:01

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Originally Posted by cosmo

Get them loose. .

Already bought them. The wife gets away with it as she's going to the car boot sales at 6am and comes back in the afternoon.

Bedsit Bob · 30-10-2010, 15:03

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Originally Posted by Lushness

Can't see me doing it before Christmas.

What about the full English breakfast

Dave1979 · 30-10-2010, 15:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by cosmo

He said English breakfast.

None of that Scottish muck.

Needs a slice of Haggis too for that or fruit pudding or clootie dumpling or all three!! Mmmmm!

30-10-2010, 14:48	#1
crazychris12 Guest Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 23,649	Full English breakfast. How often do you cook one? My 15 year-old daughter has got 3 girls sleeping over on the lounge floor tonight to watch scary DVD's. Anyway she's asked if I can cook them a full English for brunch tomorrow. They had one when she slept over at one of these girl's houses. We never have one, just a bit of bacon once a week. What do you think is a Full English then? I have bacon, eggs, little cocktail sausages, hash browns, baked beans and mushrooms.

30-10-2010, 14:50	#2
Stiffy78 Forum Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 24,116	If there are no tattie scones it's not a proper breakfast.

30-10-2010, 14:51	#3
crazychris12 Guest Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 23,649	Quote: Originally Posted by Stiffy78 If there are no tattie scones it's not a proper breakfast. What are those?

30-10-2010, 14:51	#4
Dan Fortesque Forum Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Lancashire Posts: 25,833	Tomatoes too I think, but the cocktail sausages don't sound right.

30-10-2010, 14:51	#5
Achtung! Inactive Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,151	Two fried eggs, bacon, sausages, hash browns, tomatoes, black pudding, mushrooms, fried bread, beans, toast and a big cup of tea.

30-10-2010, 14:51	#6
kimindex Forum Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Cornwall (ex-London) Posts: 65,312	Should have grilled tomatoes.

30-10-2010, 14:52	#7
motsy Forum Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Here in body, not in mind Posts: 7,056	GIVE 'EM THE WORKS!!!! It's their breakfast and choice and not up to the healty eating nazis (who probably smoke).

30-10-2010, 14:52	#8
wonkeydonkey Forum Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: London Posts: 65,903	Quote: Originally Posted by Achtung! Two fried eggs, bacon, sausages, hash browns, tomatoes, black pudding, mushrooms, fried bread, beans, toast and a big cup of tea. Black pudding is the food of Satan.

30-10-2010, 14:52	#9
Bedsit Bob Forum Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: North West Posts: 23,325	Quote: Originally Posted by crazychris12 What do you think is a Full English then? I have bacon, eggs, little cocktail sausages, hash browns, baked beans and mushrooms. You've missed out three vital ingredients. Black Pudding, fried tomatoes and fried bread.

30-10-2010, 14:53	#11
cosmo Inactive Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: London Posts: 24,323	Quote: Originally Posted by Stiffy78 If there are no tattie scones it's not a proper breakfast. He said English breakfast. None of that Scottish muck.

30-10-2010, 14:53	#12
StressMonkey Forum Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 12,776	Quote: Originally Posted by Achtung! Two fried eggs, bacon, sausages, hash browns, tomatoes, black pudding, mushrooms, fried bread, beans, toast and a big cup of tea. Can I come round to your house for breakfast please

30-10-2010, 14:53	#13
crazychris12 Guest Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 23,649	Quote: Originally Posted by Bedsit Bob You've missed out three vital ingredients. Black Pudding, fried tomatoes and fried bread. They don't like black pudding. Asked her before I went to Asda. I love it.

30-10-2010, 14:53	#14
Bedsit Bob Forum Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: North West Posts: 23,325	Quote: Originally Posted by Dan Fortesque but the cocktail sausages don't sound right. Correct. They should be proper bangers.

30-10-2010, 14:54	#15
crazychris12 Guest Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 23,649	Quote: Originally Posted by Dan Fortesque Tomatoes too I think, but the cocktail sausages don't sound right. Well we have lots in the freezer so thought I could save by not buying any sausages. I'm a tight bugger you see.

30-10-2010, 14:55	#17
Bedsit Bob Forum Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: North West Posts: 23,325	Quote: Originally Posted by crazychris12 They don't like black pudding. Get them to a psychiatrist immediately.

30-10-2010, 14:56	#18
crazychris12 Guest Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 23,649	Awaits someone asking if their drink will be an alcopop

30-10-2010, 14:57	#19
Stiffy78 Forum Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 24,116	Quote: Originally Posted by cosmo He said English breakfast. None of that Scottish muck. I know he did. It's not my fault you don't have proper breakfasts.

30-10-2010, 14:58	#20
crazychris12 Guest Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 23,649	Aren't mushrooms dear? £1.79 for a 700g pack of Tesco value ones. Daylight robbery.

30-10-2010, 14:59	#21
cosmo Inactive Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: London Posts: 24,323	Quote: Originally Posted by crazychris12 Aren't mushrooms dear? £1.79 for a 700g pack of Tesco value ones. Daylight robbery. Get them loose. Rub the dirt off and cut the stalks down before bagging them.

30-10-2010, 15:00	#22
Lushness Forum Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: London Posts: 24,693	Quote: Originally Posted by wonkeydonkey Black pudding is the food of Satan. This. Christ I've not had a full English brekkie in ages! Can't see me doing it before Christmas.

30-10-2010, 15:01	#23
crazychris12 Guest Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 23,649	Quote: Originally Posted by cosmo Get them loose. . Already bought them. The wife gets away with it as she's going to the car boot sales at 6am and comes back in the afternoon.

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30-10-2010, 15:03	#24
Bedsit Bob Forum Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: North West Posts: 23,325	Quote: Originally Posted by Lushness Can't see me doing it before Christmas. What about the full English breakfast

30-10-2010, 15:04	#25
Dave1979 Forum Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,513	Quote: Originally Posted by cosmo He said English breakfast. None of that Scottish muck. Needs a slice of Haggis too for that or fruit pudding or clootie dumpling or all three!! Mmmmm!