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Ahmed is the ONLY Entertaining HM!
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Hackjaw
08-07-2004
No this isnt another one of my "Ahmedgeddon" posts

Seriously, everyones become a boring sterotype and the house is all but dead. All except Ahmed. As viewers, he is providing great entertainment. Plate smashing, mental brekadowns, rulebreaking, decapitating dummys, going absolutely nuts.

Compulsive viewing, because all the others are so predictable, and with Ahmed you NEVER know what he'll do next or when hes gonna lose it again. He doesnt need any alcohol to go psycho, and I'm loving the nuttiness he brings to the house. It wouldnt be the same without the snaggle-toothed Somalian psychopath giving us entertainment.
Bap Squeezer
08-07-2004
The only thing predictable about Ahmed ...

... is that he's unpredictable.

He definitely brings something to the party that no-one else does. As I said earlier, Becki is just Kate Lawler with psychobabble.
Sunnys
08-07-2004
I'm loving him going even more insane More breakdowns please lol
Hackjaw
08-07-2004
Thats what i mean. Love him or hate him, its just a show. You have to watch just to see that he will do next.

If he survives, will he start screaming about him "wanting his day with Davina"? Will he attack another hm? It makes me want to stay tuned.
Agent Krycek
08-07-2004
Agreed, last time we had a HM on the verge of a nervous breakdown full of unpredictable behaviour it was Penny, and she went far too soon. Please lets not make the same mistake with Ahmed.
Bap Squeezer
08-07-2004
He's like the quiet kid at primary school who never really did much but then one day turned round and stabbed you in the top of the head with a pencil.

*BTW - that really happened to me*

*And I was the victim, not the perpetrator, before anyone gets smart!
Hackjaw
08-07-2004
It's always the quiet ones, isn't it...
Crimpo
08-07-2004
I very much doubt he'll attack another HM - but just about anything else is possible. He is a wildcard and worth keeping in for that alone.
Hackjaw
08-07-2004
Ahmed is a "ticking time bomb".

Oh how entertaining it is when he explodes.

"I WANT TO GO HOME!!!!!"
yahoodlums
08-07-2004
Ahmed has proved that a deeply religious person can be unpredictable and exciting (unlike a certain Orkney Islander....) I would rather watch a genuine fruitcake like Ahmed than a room full of non-people like Scott/Nush/Elizabeth/C*meron/etc/etc
cherry o
08-07-2004
Quote:
“Ahmed is the ONLY Entertaining HM!”

Thats the funniest thing ive heard all day. Brilliant joke!
Hackjaw
09-07-2004
No joke, its the truth. The Behaeading of Mayreen is the greatest things since the smashing of the plates.
Hamlet77
09-07-2004
Originally Posted by Bap Squeezer:
“The only thing predictable about Ahmed ...

... is that he's unpredictable.

He definitely brings something to the party that no-one else does. As I said earlier, Becki is just Kate Lawler with psychobabble.”

and that is why he is entertaining, for 99% of the time he is called boring cos he acts like a normal human being, thenBANG he goes nuts and takes everyone by surprise. He is a star.
Hackjaw
09-07-2004
The element of surprise is genius.

he only acts "boring" so that it emphasises his nutty side even more when he goes into full-on psycho mode.
TheRealMonkey
09-07-2004
He reminds me of Groucho Marx a bit. More hair and a tash would clinch it.

His humour is mostly deadpan and tongue-in-cheek, such that it goes over the heads (except Maureen's!) of the HMs, and a good few FMs too it seems.

Boogie on Ahmed!
Milky Joe
09-07-2004
he is fantastic One minute he'll be sitting down in the background, eye and tooth, watching everything. The next minute he'll calmly pick up a shovel..whats he doing? A spot of gardening? aww something theraputic.....Ahmed.....what...wheres he going?......not gardening?...he still has a calm face though! but wait.......SMASH! He silently attacks the dummy with a manic grin on his face hiding behind those morpheus-like shades Genius!
Hackjaw
09-07-2004
I love the "Silent but Violent" persona. At any given moment he could calmly destroy something, scream like a madman, and then return to his seat on the patio like nothng happened.
trash80
09-07-2004
keeping someone in so you can see more evidence of their mental breakdown sounds a bit dubious to me.
Hackjaw
09-07-2004
Originally Posted by trash80:
“keeping someone in so you can see more evidence of their mental breakdown sounds a bit dubious to me.”

As the old saying goes, That's Entertainment!
rachelb65
09-07-2004
cant stand ahmed .... hes disgusting and a lech

dry humping becki loves to spank women ..... hes gross
Milky Joe
09-07-2004
Originally Posted by trash80:
“keeping someone in so you can see more evidence of their mental breakdown sounds a bit dubious to me.”

But he can leave at will Besides if he really was getting THAT bad then im sure psychologists would be on the phone to BB telling them to get him out...and if BB didnt listen and Ahmed really went nuts then there would be BIG problems for Endermol i would imagine!
Hackjaw
09-07-2004
Originally Posted by rachelb65:
“cant stand ahmed .... hes disgusting and a lech

dry humping becki loves to spank women ..... hes gross”

Don't discriminate because he doesn't look or sound like your average bland Heat magazine pin-up. You only call him a letch because you judge him on his appearnce and age. If anyone else did the same thing, like teenybopper moron Stu, you would all love it.
Tootsie
09-07-2004
I like Ahmed, with him, you never know what you are going to get
rachelb65
09-07-2004
Originally Posted by Hackjaw:
“Don't discriminate because he doesn't look or sound like your average bland Heat magazine pin-up. You only call him a letch because you judge him on his appearnce and age. If anyone else did the same thing, like teenybopper moron Stu, you would all love it.”

you shouldnt presume who i would like

im not discriminating on how they look .... its his behaviour i dont like and his personality

hes actually a selfish old tosser who throws a paddy when he doesnt get his own way like many have done in the house .... hes aggressive too and is a rude individual
Hackjaw
09-07-2004
Hes a psycho. BB is an entertainment show. It makes for a good mix.

hes not the one running around buck naked in the garden, licking jam of tits or licking chocolate off another mans butt. Nor is he asking anyone to touch his baps.
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