no hes not actually .....the boring old fart he is

i'm very glad ahmed isn't running around the garden naked to be honest.

hes boring if he doesnt, hes a letch if he does anything mildly sexual. Hypocrite.

Well said this is sooooooo true
Lets all stick a months wages on Ahmed to win fingers poised on redial and sc*rew the bookies and the HM's heads!!

If Ahmed wins it will be such a satisfying slap in the face for all those Heat-reading, shallow, celeb worshippers who want a bland sterotype.

Imagine a middle-aged, ugly, mentally imabalanced asylum seeker winning, and then telling all the press to f off. It would be great

no it would be a triumph for spin

It would be a blow against the bland z-list celebrity obsessed culture where everyone must conform. Thats why Ahmed MUST win.

that idea is soooo 2003

Good for 2003.

not another cameron please!

Ahmed is nothing like Cameron. Ahmed is a loose cannon pyscho who is falling apart mentally an has a very dark side. Cameron was a nicey nicey bore.

if the toothy loon wins, you won`t be able to escape his psychotic visage plastered across the likes of Heat & other celeb mags. By agreeing to live in the BB house, Ahmed already *has* achieved z-list celebrity status!

heat reject people like Ahmed. he doesn't fit into their bland mould and he doesnt conform to their image.

hes the same in being "not your usual reality TV winner"

Cameron fit the boring mould of reality Tv winner. The nice guy, the housewives face, harmless, bland, dull.

Nothing like the menacing psychopathic asylum seeker.

hmm not as i recall cameron being thought of last year, but then again i am arguing with a ghoul, which is probably going to be a fruitless enterprise.

Yeah, stay out of my thread!

There was never the slightest possible of Ahmed winning the thing. That's not why he is there and that's not why he was put in there. He was put in there to be a manifestly different person to everyone else in the House. The obvious comparison is with Sandy from BB3. He not only brought his own different view to the House but we also get to see how the other HMs react to him. Ahmed being there has been interesting because of what it has shown us about Dan, Shell, Marco, Becki, Michelle, Emma, Vanessa, Jason & Victor. Some have handled him much better than others. It has said a lot about other HMs tolerance levels (or lack of them - or both). It has also said a lot about HMs social ability to interract with someone totally different to themselves. Its that the original point of BB? If they were all Club 18-30 wannabees then it really would get very dull very quickly...

Ahmed is there to expose the shallowness and hypocrisy of all the other housemates.

In your dreams, the mans a first class bore and a pratt to boot

The Dan and Shell appreciation threads are that-a-way, kiddo.

As always Brother Hackjaw, you speak the undiluted truth!

Ahmed is the archetypal anti-hero in a house full of vacuous self-obssessed wannabies. He is clearly awkward, socially inept, tactless, unpredicatable and potentially explosive. That's why he is brilliant!

.....and if it p1sses-off all the mincing-z-list-obssessed HEAT readers then even better! That would be perfect!

Exactly right Brother Yahoodlums.

Imagine how annoyed the vacuous drones would be if Ahmed won. How annoyed that the winner of "their" show will never associate himself with the likes of Blue, Jodie Marsh, Nigel Harman et al.

He came, he destroyed, he CONQUERED. The story of a nation that gradually fell in love with a mentally unstable, possibly psychotic but loveable asylum seeker. HEAT would love that

Ahmed for Prime Minister!!!!! Ahmaniac Ahmania got my vote

The Cult of The Longtoothed One marches on - I can't wait to see the faces of the other HM's tonight when the mighty Ahmed stays.........