This is taken from the holymoly.co.uk mailout:
"Tut tut Big Brother...
You've spent 5 years provoking the poor little mites and now, after prodding them with your evil stick to provoke some action, you have to cover it up.
Remember The Sun's plane earlier on this week regarding Michelle's nomination? Well, BB have flatly denied that it caused a riot - which simply isn't true.
It was Dan who remembered Becki being called into the diary room after nominations and worked out when she did the deed (HM likes Dan) and cleverly confided in Stuart.
Stuart (being either head over heels or frightened to death) ran straight to Michelle who confronted Becki who didn't deny it.
They had a big screaming match and Michelle dived at Becki, Dan caught her and pulled her away (very clever again of Dan).
The two girls had to speak with the producers face to face and only agreed to keep things peaceful because if there is another scrap, the police will close the show.
They even made them do that 'link up your little finger' handshake thing."
Can this be true? Surely the e4 viewers would have spotted it?
"Tut tut Big Brother...
You've spent 5 years provoking the poor little mites and now, after prodding them with your evil stick to provoke some action, you have to cover it up.
Remember The Sun's plane earlier on this week regarding Michelle's nomination? Well, BB have flatly denied that it caused a riot - which simply isn't true.
It was Dan who remembered Becki being called into the diary room after nominations and worked out when she did the deed (HM likes Dan) and cleverly confided in Stuart.
Stuart (being either head over heels or frightened to death) ran straight to Michelle who confronted Becki who didn't deny it.
They had a big screaming match and Michelle dived at Becki, Dan caught her and pulled her away (very clever again of Dan).
The two girls had to speak with the producers face to face and only agreed to keep things peaceful because if there is another scrap, the police will close the show.
They even made them do that 'link up your little finger' handshake thing."
Can this be true? Surely the e4 viewers would have spotted it?