DAY 42, series five. Without a doubt the most enjoyable day in Big Bore's entire dire history.
Not a word from any of them and what a wonderful improvement.
When the morons decided to stage their silent protest what was going on in their tiny minds?
Did they really think they'd be depriving long suffering viewers of entertainment?
By shutting their big mouths for once in their self-obsessed lives, every single one of these dreadful dullards became profoundly more entertaining.
And anything was a merciful relief after the nauseating orgy of adolescent fiddling that unfolded as the airhead fools got drunk and demeaned themselves.
Fatso Victor wouldn't accede to scrubber Michelle's demand that he show her his "willy". But as ex-bloke Nadia and revolting Becki spanked his huge arse with a slipper, we were treated to the lovely sight of Vic's bulging buttocks wobbling like a massive jelly.
"My family have officially disowned me," laughed Becki without knowing that they actually have.
Incredible though it may seem, worse was to follow.
Hideous Nadia covered her fake nipples in jam and, in a sordid scenario that made me feel genuinely sorry for them, got poor Dan and Stu to lick it off. Eergh!
Then they learned the tedious school task had ended in another failure and they're banned from shopping this week.
Like sulking - er - schoolkids they all agreed to stop talking. Keep it up everyone. For the rest of the series. I'm begging you.
Okay, hands up who thinks this guys should be shoved in a blender then poured down a grate.
Not a word from any of them and what a wonderful improvement.
When the morons decided to stage their silent protest what was going on in their tiny minds?
Did they really think they'd be depriving long suffering viewers of entertainment?
By shutting their big mouths for once in their self-obsessed lives, every single one of these dreadful dullards became profoundly more entertaining.
And anything was a merciful relief after the nauseating orgy of adolescent fiddling that unfolded as the airhead fools got drunk and demeaned themselves.
Fatso Victor wouldn't accede to scrubber Michelle's demand that he show her his "willy". But as ex-bloke Nadia and revolting Becki spanked his huge arse with a slipper, we were treated to the lovely sight of Vic's bulging buttocks wobbling like a massive jelly.
"My family have officially disowned me," laughed Becki without knowing that they actually have.
Incredible though it may seem, worse was to follow.
Hideous Nadia covered her fake nipples in jam and, in a sordid scenario that made me feel genuinely sorry for them, got poor Dan and Stu to lick it off. Eergh!
Then they learned the tedious school task had ended in another failure and they're banned from shopping this week.
Like sulking - er - schoolkids they all agreed to stop talking. Keep it up everyone. For the rest of the series. I'm begging you.
Okay, hands up who thinks this guys should be shoved in a blender then poured down a grate.
