Thanks for everyone who has applied.
I'm going to be your helper. I will do the daily threads and give a slight bit of guidance, but it mainly comes down to, you lot, the candidates.
You will only speak to Sir Lord Milk in the boardroom and task announcement room, or if he makes any other surprise turn ups for any number of reasons.
Sir Lord Milk's posts will be in bold. He will be posting on my username.
I do have a Karen and Nick, but they're secret and you won't ever see them, but Sir Lord Milk will be liaising with them when it comes down to the boardroom.
Everything you do will be watched very carefully in order for Sir Lord Milk, the assistant of me and others to aid Sir Lord Milk's quest to find the next Apprentice.
Sorry this is later than planned. Major server problems at HQ here.
There will be a thread for each group. There will be two threads. Once you've been given your weekly task which will be set in here, you go into your group thread to work on it.
This thread will be for announcing tasks only.
There will also be a 'house' thread for all the candidates. This is where they'll meet up, snack, sleep etc. This is when the two groups combine and can talk about anything they want. When it comes down to working on the tasks you do that in the group thread.
There will also be a boardroom thread, but I have to think more carefully on that. No need to worry about that because it won't happen until a week tomorrow anyway, but I will confirm a time in the next day or so.
I am passing you on to Sir Lord Milk now where he is going to reveal your task, the groups you will be in etc. :::
Hello candidates and thank you for applying. Out of the 8 of you, one of you will be my next Apprentice.
In group one we have:
*****Name: angela ( goo_goo_4_gaga)
Job: legal graduate
*****Name: Katie
Job: Student
*****Name: Samknows
Job: IT
*****Name: Lucas Michael McCoy
Job: Doctor/ Actor in spare time.
In group two we have:
******Name: (Can be made up) John Hutchings
Job: (You can be unemployed) In school
******Name: George David - O'Patrick - McAndrews (My mum had a threesome with a Scot and an Irishman)
******Name: Sam Day-Wright
Job: Journalist
*****Name: Jo
Job: Consultant
Those are the two groups. Your first task as a group(s) is to create the image for the group. Create a logo for your team and also an editorial to go with it explaining the reason for choosing the name.
I want to see what you lot are made of. How you are going to promote yourself when it comes to selling. You're professional business men/ladies and the group as a whole will come down to how you come across. In the editorial promote the group well. You're not dummies so I expect you to all use your imagination.
I will see you in the boardroom a week tomorrow where one of you will be getting fired..
Thank you Sir Lord Milk.
I will shortly be creating the group threads. Until the second task the group threads will simple be named 'Group 1 Task Room etc'.
Once this task is over I'll have the group names to name the threads.
I think what has been asked is simple. There are lots of free logo creators on the web so get your heads down and work together to agree with a logo and editorial that will promote your group well.
I will be around and watching you closely, as will Sir Lord Milk and several other unseen company bodies.
Thank you.
I'm going to be your helper. I will do the daily threads and give a slight bit of guidance, but it mainly comes down to, you lot, the candidates.
You will only speak to Sir Lord Milk in the boardroom and task announcement room, or if he makes any other surprise turn ups for any number of reasons.
Sir Lord Milk's posts will be in bold. He will be posting on my username.
I do have a Karen and Nick, but they're secret and you won't ever see them, but Sir Lord Milk will be liaising with them when it comes down to the boardroom.
Everything you do will be watched very carefully in order for Sir Lord Milk, the assistant of me and others to aid Sir Lord Milk's quest to find the next Apprentice.
Sorry this is later than planned. Major server problems at HQ here.
There will be a thread for each group. There will be two threads. Once you've been given your weekly task which will be set in here, you go into your group thread to work on it.
This thread will be for announcing tasks only.
There will also be a 'house' thread for all the candidates. This is where they'll meet up, snack, sleep etc. This is when the two groups combine and can talk about anything they want. When it comes down to working on the tasks you do that in the group thread.
There will also be a boardroom thread, but I have to think more carefully on that. No need to worry about that because it won't happen until a week tomorrow anyway, but I will confirm a time in the next day or so.
I am passing you on to Sir Lord Milk now where he is going to reveal your task, the groups you will be in etc. :::
Hello candidates and thank you for applying. Out of the 8 of you, one of you will be my next Apprentice.
In group one we have:
*****Name: angela ( goo_goo_4_gaga)
Job: legal graduate
*****Name: Katie
Job: Student
*****Name: Samknows
Job: IT
*****Name: Lucas Michael McCoy
Job: Doctor/ Actor in spare time.
In group two we have:
******Name: (Can be made up) John Hutchings
Job: (You can be unemployed) In school
******Name: George David - O'Patrick - McAndrews (My mum had a threesome with a Scot and an Irishman)
******Name: Sam Day-Wright
Job: Journalist
*****Name: Jo
Job: Consultant
Those are the two groups. Your first task as a group(s) is to create the image for the group. Create a logo for your team and also an editorial to go with it explaining the reason for choosing the name.
I want to see what you lot are made of. How you are going to promote yourself when it comes to selling. You're professional business men/ladies and the group as a whole will come down to how you come across. In the editorial promote the group well. You're not dummies so I expect you to all use your imagination.
I will see you in the boardroom a week tomorrow where one of you will be getting fired..
Thank you Sir Lord Milk.
I will shortly be creating the group threads. Until the second task the group threads will simple be named 'Group 1 Task Room etc'.
Once this task is over I'll have the group names to name the threads.
I think what has been asked is simple. There are lots of free logo creators on the web so get your heads down and work together to agree with a logo and editorial that will promote your group well.
I will be around and watching you closely, as will Sir Lord Milk and several other unseen company bodies.
Thank you.
