Same here, though I do a mean job heating up said bottled things. Off to cook some pasta and prepare for SYTYCD Holland, Top 10 now and the standard is high. Not an Ann in sight, apart from one of the hosts (who is named Ann)

Will watch SCD results later, have FUN everyone, keep towing the company line.

*bounds into thread* Found you!

I think that Widdlebum is Anton's punishment from above. He should be forced to rumba with her to the sounds of Barry White for the rest of eternity. Given Ann's aversion to supportive foundation garments his bruises will never heal.

Serves him right.

Can someone hold onto my ankles? Going into different threads and seeing bad grammar and spelling and word choices, I've found myself typing "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." so many times.

Hypocritical of me I know, but I don't mind them here where I can usually agree with/laugh at what people are saying. But if they are for example talking about how funny Ann is and doing so with mistakes, it makes my shackles rise.

So I think I need people to hang onto me. Never yet been banned from a forum...

Hugely appreciated the venom Craig dripped into 'revolving' when told Ann had been clutching a picture of him to her norks

Nice one.

*mmmmpfffff* Sorry dahlings, irony overload Am well aware it was just a typo but the juxtaposition made I larf

Yes, but knowing me, it was probably catered for by Marks and unpacked by me, I am very limited

I know that feeling. I sometimes wander into X Factor threads and despair of our future generation and their ability to even communicate with each other let alone the outside world.

You go into X factors threads Now that is truly impressive

No, just very, very stupid.

I should stick to Masterchef and fiddling about in the kitchen

Surely only if he starts asking children down the local comprehensive to bump and grind with him?

Part 3 - yay Although I guess this means I have a lot of catching up to do re last night.

Can I just totally unappreciate that by the looks of it the truly dire Rock n Rolls from last night did nothing to deter them from including it again.

w ... t.... f?

It's halloween all over and Tess has come as a rather overgrown cygnet, why oh Tess why, the word is NO.

Have a glass and pull up a pew. I so wish that I had the nerve to go on the grammar/ spelling/ context offensive but I type too quickly and would only embarrass myself.

Did Ann just say that she thought she could dance better than Craig

Holy Fek, she looks like bloody roadkill! honestly she must be on drugs!

No she said Anton could dance better than him. She's seriously getting on my nerves.

WTF.... why's Tess come dressed like Rod Hull's OH?

I thought she invited Craig to come out and dance and see if he could dance as well as Anton.

Also, what is this business about no more lifts about? I thought they were allowed to lift this year? Or will this leave Anton to just drag Ann* around, and no lifts?

*Not a spoiler. Just picking them out as the worst offenders so far.

My, Artem is such a lovely dancer, isn't he?

You have to be careful of the sarcasm in some threads, being overley polite is not a good thing either

...I just had a terrible thought. Assuming the worst outfits come out for whoever the wardrobe girl's boyfriend likes, how do we explain Ann's.... tents?

Thanks for that CJ & Perdie. She really doesn't have a clue does she.

Going to break away from theme for a moment to totally appreciate Kara & Artem fast becoming my favourite couple with a chance of winning and also my husband for truly getting into the strictly spirit by declaring that if Scott & Natalie went it would be a travesty and we should stop watching Although I suspect that he'd be more gutted about Natalie leaving than Scott

Hope Tess gets her roots done for next week.

She wasn't dancing, she was just standing still at the time.

Most dress makers are socialists?

Either that or they have lower self esteem than we thought.