Is that a still from the next series of Hole in the Wall?

A sort of Brucie Cutie

Hi, Munchkinette, have a wet Martini, whisked, not stirred.

Here we are in Botswana, folks, dodging piles of elephant poo being exported to gardeners in the UK, and about to practise our conga in the paddling pool.

Weather nice and warm, British tourists mad as hatters and bored elephants hanging around, wondering when the next photoshoot is going to start.

*beams*

**looks out of her window**

I'm in

Und so we are going to pot.

People are STILL posting sensible comments on this forum. When will the poor souls realise that this is utterly useless?
The competition has already gone down under, topsy turvey etc.

With our mini-elephant not quite wrecking Anton's back we are in for weeks more punishment; There will be no true contest until said mini-elephant is eliminated - possibly in the Christmas Show, if people insist on voting her into the finals.

my solutions do include semtex and TNT; but have been told that the BBC can't afford to rebuild.

So Botswana, elephants and gin rummy it is then.

Time to don my moon boots - I'm outta here.

Oh dear, how bitter - really mustn't post after midnight!

Super business lunch today so feeling more benign now but will never fit into a yellow I.B.P.D. bikini..

Of course you will!! JOIN US.