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Old 10-11-2010, 22:09
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" you were all over it like a tramp on chips" brilliant LOL
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Old 10-11-2010, 22:12
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Yeah, that got me too
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Old 10-11-2010, 22:12
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"who's this on ere, posh spice?!"
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Old 10-11-2010, 22:15
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I can't believe it was supposed to be that little boy! I thought it was a woman. Like a woman assassin...sort of, woman-from-The-Matrix esque..

Whatever. The whole thing really was terrible, as was the Octi-Kleen :sleep: Both.....just terrible.
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Old 10-11-2010, 22:17
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oh deffo both products were terrible but u gott love the quotes LOL
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Old 10-11-2010, 22:18
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Another from Nick:

"The mother ushers the child upstairs just so she can, possibly as an octopus, grope her husband"

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Old 10-11-2010, 22:19
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Sorry to jump in but I loved 'if I was an apple pie the apples inside would be orange'
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Old 10-11-2010, 22:20
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Sorry to jump in but I loved 'if I was an apple pie the apples inside would be orange'
Hear hear! Was just about to post this and you beat me to it.
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Old 10-11-2010, 22:21
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Sorry to jump in but I loved 'if I was an apple pie the apples inside would be orange'
How was that thinking outside the box?

Surely being an apple pie but filling yourself with oranges, is a one thing and one thing only- INCORRECT!
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Old 10-11-2010, 22:27
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'Tramp on chips' for me - must write it down.
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Old 10-11-2010, 22:32
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Was there another hint about Nick's private life?
Last week we learnt he knws all about "certain women in Holland" (or something similar).
This week Lord SrAlan said (of the Octopus advert) "it's like one of your friends DVD's"
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Old 10-11-2010, 22:34
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Who said it?
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Old 10-11-2010, 22:41
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I liked Lord Sugar's comment about Titanic as an advert for cruise liners.
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Old 10-11-2010, 22:42
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I really feel like some Fish 'N Chips chips now
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Old 10-11-2010, 22:45
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I liked the Baggs offering to eat one item of all the contestants clothing quote
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Old 10-11-2010, 22:47
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Was there another hint about Nick's private life?
Last week we learnt he knws all about "certain women in Holland" (or something similar).
This week Lord SrAlan said (of the Octopus advert) "it's like one of your friends DVD's"
Naughty Nick, tut tut
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Old 10-11-2010, 23:20
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'I watched it 20 times and I laughed every time!'

Oh, Chris!
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Old 10-11-2010, 23:43
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'I watched it 20 times and I laughed every time!'

Oh, Chris!
Oh god yeah that was ridiculous lol
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Old 11-11-2010, 01:06
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Nick`s are always the best.
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Old 11-11-2010, 11:37
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I liked the Baggs offering to eat one item of all the contestants clothing quote
so did i! also when chris said "thats just bizarre" when alex was shouting in his face..
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Old 11-11-2010, 11:41
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Sorry to jump in but I loved 'if I was an apple pie the apples inside would be orange'
If I'd bought one of Alex's apple pies, baked it in the oven, sat down to eat it, cut into it........ and it was orange in colour.

I would take great delight in going back to his shop and pushing the sodden mess in his big, fat, hirsute face
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Old 11-11-2010, 12:12
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What about quotes from YF? Do they count?

"I got on with everyone the whole time..."

"I'm a visionary."

Essentially anything Alex says is hilariously quotable.

He is a creative power-house and retail guru.

Oh, the absolute best was when he was imagining the crafting process in a real ad-agency and how it must go.
'The creatives sit in their warm tents...'
The ad guy just looked WTF and Dara said, "Yeah, Bedouin Advertising Ltd...."

He's more barking than a pack of Yorkshire terriers.
Nick's stuff is thought-out. Alex will be missed.
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Old 11-11-2010, 12:22
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What about quotes from YF?
I don't know what it was about it but when Dara was shouting to get everyone to stop talking, I couldn't move. I have no idea why I found it so funny just the way he said "this could change my life!". So I guess my quote of the week is "aaaahhhhh!!!!"
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Old 11-11-2010, 15:03
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Another from Nick:

"The mother ushers the child upstairs just so she can, possibly as an octopus, grope her husband"

adding LS' Going down like a lead balloon, would suit what Nick said rather well. lol
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Old 11-11-2010, 15:11
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Sorry to jump in but I loved 'if I was an apple pie the apples inside would be orange'
Presumably he meant the colour orange, not the fruit or he would have said oranges? But who knows what he's thinking!

That quote alone really had me wondering if he is just really so clever that i cant comprehend what hes on about, if he sees the world differently from everyone else, or if infact he doesnt really comprehend much of anything himself and just charges through life on vague misunderstandings.
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