" you were all over it like a tramp on chips" brilliant LOL

Yeah, that got me too

"who's this on ere, posh spice?!"

I can't believe it was supposed to be that little boy! I thought it was a woman. Like a woman assassin...sort of, woman-from-The-Matrix esque..

Whatever. The whole thing really was terrible, as was the Octi-Kleen :sleep: Both.....just terrible.

oh deffo both products were terrible but u gott love the quotes LOL

Another from Nick:

"The mother ushers the child upstairs just so she can, possibly as an octopus, grope her husband"

Sorry to jump in but I loved 'if I was an apple pie the apples inside would be orange'

Hear hear! Was just about to post this and you beat me to it.

How was that thinking outside the box?

Surely being an apple pie but filling yourself with oranges, is a one thing and one thing only- INCORRECT!

'Tramp on chips' for me - must write it down.

Was there another hint about Nick's private life?
Last week we learnt he knws all about "certain women in Holland" (or something similar).
This week Lord SrAlan said (of the Octopus advert) "it's like one of your friends DVD's"

Who said it?

I liked Lord Sugar's comment about Titanic as an advert for cruise liners.

I really feel like some Fish 'N Chips chips now

I liked the Baggs offering to eat one item of all the contestants clothing quote

Naughty Nick, tut tut

'I watched it 20 times and I laughed every time!'

Oh, Chris!

Oh god yeah that was ridiculous lol

Nick`s are always the best.

so did i! also when chris said "thats just bizarre" when alex was shouting in his face..

If I'd bought one of Alex's apple pies, baked it in the oven, sat down to eat it, cut into it........ and it was orange in colour.

I would take great delight in going back to his shop and pushing the sodden mess in his big, fat, hirsute face

What about quotes from YF? Do they count?

"I got on with everyone the whole time..."

"I'm a visionary."

Essentially anything Alex says is hilariously quotable.

He is a creative power-house and retail guru.

Oh, the absolute best was when he was imagining the crafting process in a real ad-agency and how it must go.
'The creatives sit in their warm tents...'
The ad guy just looked WTF and Dara said, "Yeah, Bedouin Advertising Ltd...."

He's more barking than a pack of Yorkshire terriers.
Nick's stuff is thought-out. Alex will be missed.

I don't know what it was about it but when Dara was shouting to get everyone to stop talking, I couldn't move. I have no idea why I found it so funny just the way he said "this could change my life!". So I guess my quote of the week is "aaaahhhhh!!!!"

adding LS' Going down like a lead balloon, would suit what Nick said rather well. lol

Presumably he meant the colour orange, not the fruit or he would have said oranges? But who knows what he's thinking!

That quote alone really had me wondering if he is just really so clever that i cant comprehend what hes on about, if he sees the world differently from everyone else, or if infact he doesnt really comprehend much of anything himself and just charges through life on vague misunderstandings.