Not funny anymore.....and dried up in week two.
She should be gone by now.
And besides, I can't stand looking at her horrible teeth.
So what will Ann do next week to outdo the next two bottom two?
Not funny anymore.....and dried up in week two.
She should be gone by now.
And besides, I can't stand looking at her horrible teeth.
Originally Posted by dottigirl:
“ENOUGH WITH THE ANN THREADS ALREADY!
sorry
”
“ENOUGH WITH THE ANN THREADS ALREADY!
sorry
”
Well if it's my first, then surely I'm allowed?
Originally Posted by JTW:
“
Not funny anymore.....and dried up in week two.
She should be gone by now.
And besides, I can't stand looking at her horrible teeth.”
“
Not funny anymore.....and dried up in week two.
She should be gone by now.
And besides, I can't stand looking at her horrible teeth.”
Is there a reason for this? You can always watch something else.
Originally Posted by bobajot:
“Is there a reason for this? You can always watch something else.”
“Is there a reason for this? You can always watch something else.”
Well yes.
My prob is that I quite like SCD, and would like a fair show. One that I haven't seen so far.
So yes, that's my reason....i.e. getting rid of Ann will actually get the show back on track and make it a competition without farce.
Originally Posted by JTW:
“Well if it's my first, then surely I'm allowed?”
“Well if it's my first, then surely I'm allowed?
”
You can have your free speech here but you musn't mention the Ann word, and wo betide you if you post just one thread about her, I have posted one thread about Ann and because I confess to being a fan of hers, I have been told their are rumours going around that I am going to be banished to the appreciation threads until the end of time.
Originally Posted by JTW:
“Well yes.
My prob is that I quite like SCD, and would like a fair show. One that I haven't seen so far.
So yes, that's my reason....i.e. getting rid of Ann will actually get the show back on track and make it a competition without farce.”
“Well yes.
My prob is that I quite like SCD, and would like a fair show. One that I haven't seen so far.
So yes, that's my reason....i.e. getting rid of Ann will actually get the show back on track and make it a competition without farce.”
You delude yourself if you think SCD is a fair show.
I can understand your discomfort with pantomime but in these desperate times the beeb's charter needs to be entertaing the masses.
Originally Posted by TerryM22:
“You can have your free speech here but you musn't mention the Ann word, and wo betide you if you post just one thread about her, I have posted one thread about Ann and because I confess to being a fan of hers, I have been told their are rumours going around that I am going to be banished to the appreciation threads until the end of time.”
“You can have your free speech here but you musn't mention the Ann word, and wo betide you if you post just one thread about her, I have posted one thread about Ann and because I confess to being a fan of hers, I have been told their are rumours going around that I am going to be banished to the appreciation threads until the end of time.”
hehe
I might just give it a visit. 
But truly, she needs to be gone next week if there's any justice to the rest of those poor sods doing all sort of contractions. And yet Ann has been led by a leesh since week one
Originally Posted by JTW:
“Well yes.
My prob is that I quite like SCD, and would like a fair show. One that I haven't seen so far.
So yes, that's my reason....i.e. getting rid of Ann will actually get the show back on track and make it a competition without farce.”
“Well yes.
My prob is that I quite like SCD, and would like a fair show. One that I haven't seen so far.
So yes, that's my reason....i.e. getting rid of Ann will actually get the show back on track and make it a competition without farce.”
Bit of an exaggeration there, methinks.
Originally Posted by JTW:
“hehe I might just give it a visit.
But truly, she needs to be gone next week if there's any justice to the rest of those poor sods doing all sort of contractions. And yet Ann has been led by a leesh since week one”
“hehe
I might just give it a visit. But truly, she needs to be gone next week if there's any justice to the rest of those poor sods doing all sort of contractions. And yet Ann has been led by a leesh since week one
”
You will be welcome whatever your opinoin is, I promise I won't try and convert you, as long as you don't offer to show me a short cut to the appreciation threads.
Not sure what her teeth have to do with it.
It'll be a straight forward foxtrot, they don't tend to put on a comedy show (although it maybe unintentionally) with the classic ballroom dances.
It'll be a straight forward foxtrot, they don't tend to put on a comedy show (although it maybe unintentionally) with the classic ballroom dances.
Originally Posted by TerryM22:
“You will be welcome whatever your opinoin is, I promise I won't try and convert you, as long as you don't offer to show me a short cut to the appreciation threads.”
“You will be welcome whatever your opinoin is, I promise I won't try and convert you, as long as you don't offer to show me a short cut to the appreciation threads.”
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/forums/f...play.php?f=212
I'm sorry, i'm sorry.... couldn't resist
As it's a foxtrot, perhaps the fox could trot while Anton, in red jacket and jodhpurs, gallops after her with either a riding crop or a 12-bore ("Unloaded, of course" "Oh yes, of course!" )
)
Originally Posted by Bubba Ritter:
“Either a nun's outfit or bondage gear, I reckon.”
“Either a nun's outfit or bondage gear, I reckon.”
You'd have to sell bondage gear to Ann as something else - "you're a lunatic escaped from the asylum" dear because god forbid (literally in Ann's case) she should be wearing anything to do with sex. I like the fox and posh toff idea
However I think Anton loves the foxtrot so much he will at least try to preserve it's dignity for once (ok maybe twice - he tried with the QS).
OP, this is a possible answer to your question, though perhaps it's difficult to fit into a foxtrot rhythm:
Original song: I'd do anything for love, by Meatloaf and Bonnie Tyler
It'd be a stage musical version, and we could all sing along too.
Anton : It isn't just that you forget everything,
You must be more raunchy, give your bosoms a fling,
Get the head judge's number, and give him a ring
Ann : I wont do that!
I wont do that!
Anton : I've seen all eight series - I've been around,
It all turns to lust and their defences fall down,
Just one wink from Len and you'll be screwing around.
Ann : I wont do that!
I wont do that!
Anything to win, I would do anything to win,
I would do anything to win,
But I wont do that, I wont do that.
Original song: I'd do anything for love, by Meatloaf and Bonnie Tyler
It'd be a stage musical version, and we could all sing along too.
Anton : It isn't just that you forget everything,
You must be more raunchy, give your bosoms a fling,
Get the head judge's number, and give him a ring
Ann : I wont do that!
I wont do that!
Anton : I've seen all eight series - I've been around,
It all turns to lust and their defences fall down,
Just one wink from Len and you'll be screwing around.
Ann : I wont do that!
I wont do that!
Anything to win, I would do anything to win,
I would do anything to win,
But I wont do that, I wont do that.
Originally Posted by TerryM22:
“You can have your free speech here but you musn't mention the Ann word, and wo betide you if you post just one thread about her, I have posted one thread about Ann and because I confess to being a fan of hers, I have been told their are rumours going around that I am going to be banished to the appreciation threads until the end of time.”
“You can have your free speech here but you musn't mention the Ann word, and wo betide you if you post just one thread about her, I have posted one thread about Ann and because I confess to being a fan of hers, I have been told their are rumours going around that I am going to be banished to the appreciation threads until the end of time.”
You may have only started one thread about Ann, but you seem keen to bump other threads about her that are weeks old, or turn Non-Ann threads into ones about her.
I reckon she'll strip off. You know - the lot.
Question is - do we have a man out there capable of taking it on board. Or whatever.
Question is - do we have a man out there capable of taking it on board. Or whatever.
Originally Posted by fancynancy:
“I reckon she'll strip off. You know - the lot.
Question is - do we have a man out there capable of taking it on board. Or whatever.”
“I reckon she'll strip off. You know - the lot.
Question is - do we have a man out there capable of taking it on board. Or whatever.”
Now I know a squadie from Wiltshire who is tired of the daily sport and would volunteer. I did offer some surprise but he was insisistent that he would do the deed without a skinful.
