Trust you to come up with such a great (and funny) description!

Ha ha, love this post, same here!

And this!!

hate to admit it but.....probably. after a couple of drinks and only as long as he promised to keep his gob shut.

but I'd certainly not climb over Matt Baker to get to him.

now he would DEFINITELY get it

Could you be more specific?

I couldn't go with anyone who spends more time on their hair than me!
(Unless it was Matt Cutler, we all have our weaknesses)

Even then. No. and no. Let the human race die out. I'd rather be a nun. A wine-drinking, occasionally swearing nun.

If I was younger? Oh yes!!!

It's so funny that some people think he'd be self absorbed during nookie. It's not what I've heard. I can understand if people don't fancy, Gavin. No problem. Suggesting that he'd be useless at it though is hilarious.

Exactly. Hes good-looking & probably aware of it, but I wouldnt say he's arrogant about it either. Infact he comes across as someone who's not totally at ease on the celebrity circuit. He's got beautiful eyes, so... yes, Yess - YEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

Oh I seriously couldn't agree more ! I've become the biggest fan of Countryfile recently - Gav's a close second tho

Noooooooooooooooo

There goes my breakfast!

Quite..........it's bad enough having him on Strictly............

Despite the fact Gavin has outclassed my expectations of both his dancing ability and personality by several hundredfold (particularly by gaying it up with Bruno when he's trying to settle into the super-macho atmosphere of a new rugby club), I couldn't contemplate anything with a man who spent more time grooming than I did. You'd just spend even more time than usual worrying whether you'd plucked/shaved/waxed enough

Spend a night - yes
Rest of my life - no!

Would I?

Yes. Repeatedly.

There are things I'd love to do to that man but they are not suitable for a public forum. Well, at least not until I'm pissed anyway.

... how much of the night are we on about here? I mean do we have to have a conversation or something?

Sorry to add layers of complexity to what should be an easy question and all...

Definately not. I dont think anyone could love Gavin more than Gavin.

I really cant stand vain men, and i have never come across anyone vainer than Gavin.

Does this work the other way?

By all accounts - well those of Mrs TLF after she's had a few too many G&Ts - I am no mean exponent of horizontal dancing. Presumably, I should emerge from my "Dad Dancing" uncoordinated shell and morph into a skillful and graceful dancer with just a bit of practice.

Either that or Mrs TLF is being economical with truth.
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My DH is a hopeless vertical dancer but - I don't want to brag - quite good on the horizontal

In a word, no. I'm not a beefcake fan really. Artem is about as muscly as I like my men, any more than that and they remind me of Arnie

I think this year's 'pecking' order should be:

1, Bobby
2, Artem
3, Vincent
4, Gavin

After that we wouldn't bother

Not James?

I reckon Millie that after one night in his company the answer to the 2nd question might just be different