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N.O.T.W - "Love Rat Matt's Sex Romps 7 Times A Day"
No wonder his eyes are always bloodshot.
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Have his balls even dropped?
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I wouldn't say no to getting it that regularly from him.
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Hmm..... I may have to change my answer in the 'Shag,Marry,Avoid,Kiss' thread...
![]() Seriously though, I thought she'd talked to the press before?
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Didn't know Matt was such a lothario.
Maybe next week's theme could be 'tabloid rumours' and Matt could do 'Sex Machine' by James Brown or 'Womanizer' by Britney Spears. |
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Have his balls even dropped?
![]() Matt is the old codger with the corpulent puffy skin and the fat head. The posh one who pretends he's a working class geezer with his cap and his dungerees. The pudgy one who dumped his long term girlfriend the moment he got a sniff of fame. The one who keeps singing miserable dirges every bloody week... |
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I wouldn't say no to getting it that regularly from him.
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Only if it was Zain... lmfao sorry.
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Balls dropped? Are you thinking of one of the 1 Direction boys?
Matt is the old codger with the corpulent puffy skin and the fat head. The posh one who pretends he's a working class geezer with his cap and his dungerees. The pudgy one who dumped his long term girlfriend the moment he got a sniff of fame. The one who keeps singing miserable dirges every bloody week... |
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No wonder he doesn't have time to shave
Seems he's a bit of a pocket rocket then ... go Matt!!!! |
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So I take it you voted for him?
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No wonder his eyes are always bloodshot.
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Balls dropped? Are you thinking of one of the 1 Direction boys?
Matt is the old codger with the corpulent puffy skin and the fat head. The posh one who pretends he's a working class geezer with his cap and his dungerees. The pudgy one who dumped his long term girlfriend the moment he got a sniff of fame. The one who keeps singing miserable dirges every bloody week... |
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Balls dropped? Are you thinking of one of the 1 Direction boys?
Matt is the old codger with the corpulent puffy skin and the fat head. The posh one who pretends he's a working class geezer with his cap and his dungerees. The pudgy one who dumped his long term girlfriend the moment he got a sniff of fame. The one who keeps singing miserable dirges every bloody week...
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Of course. He's exactly what the nation needs in these gloomy times - another Steve Brookstein. Miserable sod.
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So I take it it must rally p*ss you off that he's such a chick magnet then?
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The claws are out... I bet most you couldn't do it 7 times a day, or even find a girl that was willing
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Actually I'm visually handicapped and was basing it on the voice...
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So I take it you voted for him?
![]() ![]() ![]() i love Matt but some of the anti-Matt post's make me laugh as they sound so desperate, he must be a threat
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The claws are out... I bet most you couldn't do it 7 times a day, or even find a girl that was willing
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The claws are out... I bet most you couldn't do it 7 times a day, or even find a girl that was willing
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![]() ![]() ![]() i love Matt but some of the anti-Matt post's make me laugh as they sound so desperate, he must be a threat![]() I'm not sure who he could be a threat to. Unless he ends up getting Steve Brookstein's slot on that North Sea ferry. Steve wouldn't like that. |
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Chloe Mafia was willing to do it twice 15 times a day (in two "slots,"), so it can't be that difficult to find a willing woman.
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![]() ![]() ![]() i love Matt but some of the anti-Matt post's make me laugh as they sound so desperate, he must be a threat![]() |
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