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Old 14-11-2010, 18:45
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No wonder his eyes are always bloodshot.
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Old 14-11-2010, 18:48
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Have his balls even dropped?
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Old 14-11-2010, 18:48
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I wouldn't say no to getting it that regularly from him.
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Old 14-11-2010, 18:49
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Hmm..... I may have to change my answer in the 'Shag,Marry,Avoid,Kiss' thread...

Seriously though, I thought she'd talked to the press before?
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Old 14-11-2010, 18:50
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Didn't know Matt was such a lothario.

Maybe next week's theme could be 'tabloid rumours' and Matt could do 'Sex Machine' by James Brown or 'Womanizer' by Britney Spears.
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Old 14-11-2010, 18:51
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Have his balls even dropped?
Balls dropped? Are you thinking of one of the 1 Direction boys?

Matt is the old codger with the corpulent puffy skin and the fat head. The posh one who pretends he's a working class geezer with his cap and his dungerees. The pudgy one who dumped his long term girlfriend the moment he got a sniff of fame. The one who keeps singing miserable dirges every bloody week...
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Old 14-11-2010, 18:51
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I wouldn't say no to getting it that regularly from him.
Dirty girl!
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Old 14-11-2010, 18:52
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Dirty boy actually.


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Old 14-11-2010, 18:52
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Only if it was Zain... lmfao sorry.
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Old 14-11-2010, 18:52
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Balls dropped? Are you thinking of one of the 1 Direction boys?

Matt is the old codger with the corpulent puffy skin and the fat head. The posh one who pretends he's a working class geezer with his cap and his dungerees. The pudgy one who dumped his long term girlfriend the moment he got a sniff of fame. The one who keeps singing miserable dirges every bloody week...
So I take it you voted for him?
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Old 14-11-2010, 18:53
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No wonder he doesn't have time to shave

Seems he's a bit of a pocket rocket then ... go Matt!!!!
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Old 14-11-2010, 18:53
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So I take it you voted for him?
Of course. He's exactly what the nation needs in these gloomy times - another Steve Brookstein. Miserable sod.
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Old 14-11-2010, 18:54
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No wonder his eyes are always bloodshot.
We only have the word of an ex-girlfriend, possibly bitter, who is probably money grubbing as this is her second "exclusive" story about him.
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Old 14-11-2010, 18:54
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Balls dropped? Are you thinking of one of the 1 Direction boys?

Matt is the old codger with the corpulent puffy skin and the fat head. The posh one who pretends he's a working class geezer with his cap and his dungerees. The pudgy one who dumped his long term girlfriend the moment he got a sniff of fame. The one who keeps singing miserable dirges every bloody week...
Actually I'm visually handicapped and was basing it on the voice...
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Old 14-11-2010, 18:54
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Balls dropped? Are you thinking of one of the 1 Direction boys?

Matt is the old codger with the corpulent puffy skin and the fat head. The posh one who pretends he's a working class geezer with his cap and his dungerees. The pudgy one who dumped his long term girlfriend the moment he got a sniff of fame. The one who keeps singing miserable dirges every bloody week...
So I take it it must really p*ss you off that he's such a chick magnet then?
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Old 14-11-2010, 18:55
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Of course. He's exactly what the nation needs in these gloomy times - another Steve Brookstein. Miserable sod.
Steve Brookstein with a heart throb status. He offers hope to all.
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Old 14-11-2010, 18:56
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So I take it it must rally p*ss you off that he's such a chick magnet then?
Think you got the wrong end of the stick, I don't think Sean cares that he's a chick magnet.....
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Old 14-11-2010, 18:56
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The claws are out... I bet most you couldn't do it 7 times a day, or even find a girl that was willing
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Old 14-11-2010, 18:58
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Actually I'm visually handicapped and was basing it on the voice...


Well said.
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Old 14-11-2010, 18:58
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So I take it you voted for him?
i love Matt but some of the anti-Matt post's make me laugh as they sound so desperate, he must be a threat
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Old 14-11-2010, 18:59
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The claws are out... I bet most you couldn't do it 7 times a day, or even find a girl that was willing
Chloe Mafia was willing to do it twice 15 times a day (in two "slots,"), so it can't be that difficult to find a willing woman.
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Old 14-11-2010, 18:59
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The claws are out... I bet most you couldn't do it 7 times a day, or even find a girl that was willing
Lock me in a room with Zain and 7 times a day would just be for starters...
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Old 14-11-2010, 19:01
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i love Matt but some of the anti-Matt post's make me laugh as they sound so desperate, he must be a threat
He looks like the fat guy who starred in "The King of Queens" and "Mall Cop".

I'm not sure who he could be a threat to.

Unless he ends up getting Steve Brookstein's slot on that North Sea ferry. Steve wouldn't like that.
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Old 14-11-2010, 19:01
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Chloe Mafia was willing to do it twice 15 times a day (in two "slots,"), so it can't be that difficult to find a willing woman.
Can you afford her?
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Old 14-11-2010, 19:02
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i love Matt but some of the anti-Matt post's make me laugh as they sound so desperate, he must be a threat
Just what I believe. His ability to draw the deeply jealous of his masculinity is extraordinary. It's fun to watch.
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