I see the Troughton party is being as irritating as ever, we were referring to the last two policies submitted to this point, as well you know.....

Exactly...


The TARDIS Party.

TARDIS Reliability
It has been brought to attention that there are reliability issues with the TARDIS and so we have worked hard to bring the latest in TARDIS technology, similar to an iPod. With galxay albumns consisting of a huge amount of planets to your desire. Playlists of centuries or species, it's your choice. And to top it all off the TARDIS shuffle, for a random adverture for the daring. Of course, this is optional, there's a free choice of desktop theme for all.

Education
A hands on experience is vital in the eyes of the TARDIS Party. Studying English Literature and want to visit Shakespeare? Done. Studying art and want to visit Van Gough? Done.
Also the importance of time and space travel will be taught, for example, 'How to use the Brakes of your Ship' by Professor River Song.

Health
Don't worry, there's usually a Doctor in the house with the TARDIS Party.

Military and Safety
The TARDIS has withtook attack froms Daleks and the hordes of Gengkis Khan but would prefer to refrain from being used in attack. It will be encouraged more that police call boxes that will be used indefinitely for camouflage in case of alien threat.

Other Stuff
Space and time travel for all! And a swimming pool!
Feel free to blame the TARDIS party for anything that goes wrong. Need a good excuse? Well, you've good us!

We care all the time


Election Broadcast: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwe9upWgbqY


We're perfectly reliable. Better late than never

No, we were actually implying that you were a decorative vegetable. Sorry.

Quote of the Election by a vortex mile

Let me be the first to say: The Davison Party smells of vanilla.

Voters, can you trust the above parties with a serious crisis in light of the above comments? If a terrorist tries to bomb us tomorrow, the McCoy Party would probably accuse him of smelling of rice pudding than try and arrest him!!! The Hartnell Party would try and give him a smacked bottom and The Ecclestone party feed him a banana. Are these the sort of Parties you really want running the country?

We are not bothered by such bullyboy tactics. It just means they are worried about us beating them!!!!

We say beat the Bullys. Vote Davison for a fairer and bully-free country!!!!!

Whatever happens, The McCoy Party already has a plan and, quite probably, has already manipulated the necessary players into the correct positions to effect the best possible outcome. As in our work against Fenric, the Daleks, Light, etc, we can achieve these things only by not explaining ourselves in advance. Rest assured, if you think what we're saying is incorrect then probably part of our calculation is getting you to think that it is incorrect, not necessarily to assert that it's correct. We hope our track record stands as a testament to these claims.

In this respect, we appreciate that we represent quite a different type of governance to The Davison Party, which would rather enable others to solve situations and otherwise take a hands off approach. However, we wholeheartedly agree on the sonic screwdriver issue.

You have Turlough as your defence chief! Someone who tried to kill you numerous times and blow up the TARDIS! Great plan Davison, might as well have Osama Bin Laden in charge of homeland security!

Oo, look! You all saw that! Davison just threatened to hit me!

We in the McCoy Party were briefly six also. No doubt that explains the plural.

The McCoy Party has also found this image of The Davison Party negotiating with electoral officials recently: http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/l...s/st--6p88.jpg. Or has it?

I think the CBP and McCoy Party are quite literally at sixes and sevenses and spouting gibberish as normal!

This might be to do with the fact that they both served through unpopular times in office while our appreciation value was quite high. Strangely enough it went downwards after we left office and didn't really return until 1996 when that McGann Chappy took over.

We urge voters to avoid the spin. Ignore the bluster of the CBP, ignore the ramblings of the McCoy Party. (After all, what sort of bloke voluntarily climbs over a ledge and just hangs there by his umbrella for no apparent reason? Sounds insane to us!!!)

Vote Davison!!!!

The usual spin there. The McCoy Party was voted most popular Doctor to date by the readers of DWM shortly after leaving office and enjoyed receiving the highest viewing figures of any programme scheduled opposite Coronation Street during its period in power. It was also The McCoy Party that started the return to the public eye for our great nation in 1996, being in charge for almost a third of the year.


The McCoy Party would remind voters that it has been the subject of a great injustice in this claim; the way that scene was shot was at odds with what was actually going on. And, in any case, The McCoy Party prefers to dangle from a ledge for a bit if it means that it can deal with its unpopular companion problems without killing them off.

Adric and Kamelion have taught us this: "Oh, let's just kill the companion" is The Davison Party's answer to everything.

Voters Please Be Aware

I am thinking of adding the poll very soon.

*tap-tap-tap-tap*...But before you vote... *tap-tap-tap-tap*

*tap-tap-tap-tap*...The Saxon Party would like to say... *tap-tap-tap-tap*

*tap-tap-tap-tap*...That you can always vote for us...*tap-tap-tap-tap*

*tap-tap-tap-tap* Vote Saxon *tap-tap-tap-tap*

More spin from the McCoy Party who convieniently forget to mention that their first year in office was considered the worst ever by many. They also forget we still have the highest votes ever for our last days in office, something no party can claim.

And we have already said Adric is alive after we rescued him and he is now our chancellor. Kamelion knew he would never be free of the silly bearded one so he asked us to destroy him to save the human race from danger. An honourable sacrifice he learnt from being with our Leader, who made the ultimate sacrifice at the end of office by saving Miss Brown's life.

Whereas the Davison party would simply stand there sighing in a vaguely embarrassed manner and wondering what to do next, as they did for much of their three years in office. Even when finally moved to action, they invariably either chicken out as they did with Davros or, if forced to act, hang around afterwards wringing their hands and whining that 'there should have been another way'! Dear, dear me-there is another way-and it involves not standing for any nonsense and braining anyone who disagrees with a big rock! Or would the electorate really prefer an ineffectual ditherer who thinks that celery is a fashion statement? Hmm?
Yes, vote Davison by all means-but if you do, don't be surprised if you end up dead like half his companions, or emigrating to a space leper colony in sheer desperation!

The Troughton Party commends The Hartnell Party's tough, humourous stance

Coming from a party that would just stand there and be doddery and probably be outrun by a Tortoise, that's not a bad statement!!!!!

Off course, by the time the Hartnell Party Leader actually decided to resolve a problem he'd probably have forgotten what it was, or fallen asleep!!!!!


Trust the Troughton Party to side by the popular posts to gain votes.

The Poll is now up! The Saxon Party is in the lead!

Not a problem,us at The Tom Baker party have been canvassing the public so any early lead its far too early to mean anything

Not any more they're not!

(I think i should get a vote for Dodo the Quark, as well )

With regard to all this bitchiness between the parties, I am reminded of how glad I was nto to have got caught up with my other selves in that little kerfuffle with Borusa and Rassilon's tomb

I would just like to say this to the electorate

Thanks Granny!

And Tom Baker Party, your poster is brilliant

Not as cool as our video mind

First of Many,a few of them will be relevant to the yoof of today as well

The TARDIS Party can't help but notice that the Tom Baker Party has combined forces with the Digital Spy Forum with advertisement! Imagine my surprise when I saw what DS was tweeting...

Sorry,a key to a good election campaign is remaining relevant in modern times,use every avenue possible


Much Thanks to the DS Forums twitter team for the RT

And you can listen to our answer here.

And our addendum should have been included:


Why vote Smith? The answer is obvious. We have already lived through the illustrious careers of all the other Doctor Parties and learnt from their mistakes.

We don't suffer from violent mood swings between grouchy and giddy like the Hartnell Party. We're neither clownish like the Troughton Party nor humourless like the Pertwee Party. We don't wear impractical scarves like the Tom Party, perishable veg like the Davison Party or garish colours like the Colin Party. We don't foolishly stand in front of armed street gangs like the McCoy Party or scream questions about our identity like the McGann Party. We're not too brooding like the Eccleston Party or too arrogant like the later Tennant Party. Instead we have achieved the most perfect synthesis yet, and we know what's cool. (Nothing personal against the other Parties of course. We are they and they are we.)

Thus with the Smith Party you get all the Doctor Parties comprehended in one, minus all their shortcomings. Simples (in the most plural sense). We thank you for your support and pledge that we shall always stand cheek by cheek with you when it's squeaky bum time!

Geronimo!