Doctor Who Election 2: 15/11/2010 - 23/11/2010 - Page 3

Results:Doctor Who Election 2: 15/11/2010 - 23/11/2010

The Hartnell Party

4 (4.94%)

The Troughton Party

5 (6.17%)

The Pertwee Party

1 (1.23%)

The Tom Baker Party

10 (12.35%)

The Davison Party

9 (11.11%)

THE Colin Baker Party

2 (2.47%)

The McCoy Party

5 (6.17%)

The McGann Party

3 (3.70%)

The Eccleston Party

7 (8.64%)

The Tennant Party

15 (18.52%)

The Smith Party

10 (12.35%)

The Tardis Party

1 (1.23%)

The Silurian Alliance Party

5 (6.17%)

The Stevens Party

1 (1.23%)

The Saxon Party

3 (3.70%)

Voters: 81. You can't vote on this poll right now - are you signed in?

Doctor Who Election 2: 15/11/2010 - 23/11/2010

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JohnFlawbod

15-11-2010

Originally Posted by CoalHillJanitor:
“And you can listen to our answer here.

And our addendum should have been included:

Why vote Smith? The answer is obvious. We have already lived through the illustrious careers of all the other Doctor Parties and learnt from their mistakes.

We don't suffer from violent mood swings between grouchy and giddy like the Hartnell Party. We're neither clownish like the Troughton Party nor humourless like the Pertwee Party. We don't wear impractical scarves like the Tom Party, perishable veg like the Davison Party or garish colours like the Colin Party. We don't foolishly stand in front of armed street gangs like the McCoy Party or scream questions about our identity like the McGann Party. We're not too brooding like the Eccleston Party or too arrogant like the later Tennant Party. Instead we have achieved the most perfect synthesis yet, and we know what's cool. (Nothing personal against the other Parties of course. We are they and they are we.)

Thus with the Smith Party you get all the Doctor Parties comprehended in one, minus all their shortcomings. Simples (in the most plural sense). We thank you for your support and pledge that we shall always stand cheek by cheek with you when it's squeaky bum time!

Geronimo!”

Brooding? Who are you calling Brooding? I mean alright, The Eccleston Party concedes that on occassion it's Leader was guilty of being slightly intense but having been the first Time Lord ever to take on the might of Jackie Tyler and come up trumps I think we can all agree that a little intensity is forgiveable

CoalHillJanitor

15-11-2010

Originally Posted by JohnFlawbod:
“Brooding? Who are you calling Brooding? I mean alright, The Eccleston Party concedes that on occassion it's Leader was guilty of being slightly intense but having been the first Time Lord ever to take on the might of Jackie Tyler and come up trumps I think we can all agree that a little intensity is forgiveable ”

And inattentive. That addendum was posted 10 days ago.

davrosdodebird

15-11-2010

The Troughton Party would like to show it's full support of the Smith Party, and would like to add that we are not inattentive whatsoever

(However, our Klutzy representative Davrosdodebird apologises for not adding the addendum)

Vote Troughton!

...Or Smith, if you like. Bowties are cool

daveyboy7472

15-11-2010

Originally Posted by davrosdodebird:
“The Troughton Party would like to show it's full support of the Smith Party, and would like to add that we are not inattentive whatsoever

(However, our Klutzy representative Davrosdodebird apologises for not adding the addendum)

Vote Troughton!

...Or Smith, if you like. Bowties are cool ”

And again The Troughton Party tries to curry favour by siding with other Parties!!!!

davrosdodebird

15-11-2010

No, I don't really like curry

However, the respected Smith Party shares our affinity for bow ties, which is a rather pleasing thing. Should we not encourage ourself?

daveyboy7472

15-11-2010

Originally Posted by davrosdodebird:
“No, I don't really like curry

However, the respected Smith Party shares our affinity for bow ties, which is a rather pleasing thing. Should we not encourage ourself? ”

Off course it is your right to tries and encourage voters to vote for you, but by creeping round other Parties? I think not!!!!!

We don't like Curries either, we prefer celery based products!!!!

JohnFlawbod

15-11-2010

Originally Posted by CoalHillJanitor:
“And inattentive. That addendum was posted 10 days ago. ”

Ah but did you see the state of the Time Vortex after it had been through a Tyler brain? Took some ironing out I can tell you: three thousand and forty two separate worlds ended up with the pink hoodie as their National Dress: can you imagine the confusion on State occassions?

davrosdodebird

15-11-2010

Ah, but Davison, your leader was really only feigning interest. He has said himself that he cannot abide celery!!

And we meant we were encouraging our future self. Note the

Do you want to vote for such an untruthful Party?! I think not! Don't vote for the Davison/ Cyber Party, but Vote for a future.

Vote Troughton

davrosdodebird

15-11-2010

Our election video. Very groovy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3nk7KlZAL0

daveyboy7472

15-11-2010

Originally Posted by davrosdodebird:
“Ah, but Davison, your leader was really only feigning interest. He has said himself that he cannot abide celery!!

And we meant we were encouraging our future self. Note the

Do you want to vote for such an untruthful Party?! I think not! Don't vote for the Davison/ Cyber Party, but Vote for a future.

Vote Troughton ”

You know that picture of Zoe's Backside you put on your election video? I think you've been using that to talk through this Election Campaign?!!!!!

And the Cyber Party have nothing to do with us!!!!!

tingramretro

15-11-2010

Originally Posted by daveyboy7472:
“And again The Troughton Party tries to curry favour by siding with other Parties!!!! ”

Perhaps the Troughton party is considering a coalition? If so, I think they would be advised to seek alliance with a party closer in step to their policies and general outlook. The Smith party may have lots of newfangled ideas, but the Hartnell party, like the Troughtons, knows that overcomplicating matters never leads to any good-which is why we, like they, still view the world very much in black & white!

Vote Hartnell-the party you know where you are with!

davrosdodebird

15-11-2010

Originally Posted by daveyboy7472:
“You know that picture of Zoe's Backside you put on your election video? I think you've been using that to talk through this Election Campaign?!!!!!

And the Cyber Party have nothing to do with us (despite the fact that we used to be them)!!!!! :”

I'm sure the electorate consider Zoe's rear to be in fine shape, unlike some of our competitors, I'm afraid.

The Davison Party tried to steal our Quark revolution, and then replaced it with a Kamelion one, and idea that si just not feasable.

The McCoy Party plans to introduce Daleks into schools, and Special Weapons Daleks to control the other Daleks.

Who will control the Special Weapons Daleks?!

It seems clear to me that, if given power, the Davison and McCoy Parties would have this country knee deep in spies, duplicates, and devastated buildings!

Vote Troughton!

Webslark

15-11-2010

Originally Posted by davrosdodebird:
“I'm sure the electorate consider Zoe's rear to be in fine shape, unlike some of our competitos, I'm afraid.

The Davison Party tried to steal our Quark revolution, and then replaced it with a Kamelion one, and idea that si just not feasable.

The McCoy Party plans to introduce Daleks into schools, and Special Weapons Daleks to control the other Daleks.

Who will control the Special Weapons Daleks?!

It seems clear to me that, if given power, the Davison and McCoy Parties would have this country knee deep in s[pies, duplicates, and devastated buildings!

Vote Troughton!”

Knee deep in pies I could live with

davrosdodebird

15-11-2010

I'm sure THE Colin Baker Party could live with that too

daveyboy7472

15-11-2010

Originally Posted by davrosdodebird:
“I'm sure the electorate consider Zoe's rear to be in fine shape, unlike some of our competitors, I'm afraid.

The Davison Party tried to steal our Quark revolution, and then replaced it with a Kamelion one, and idea that si just not feasable.

The McCoy Party plans to introduce Daleks into schools, and Special Weapons Daleks to control the other Daleks.

Who will control the Special Weapons Daleks?!

It seems clear to me that, if given power, the Davison and McCoy Parties would have this country knee deep in spies, duplicates, and devastated buildings!

Vote Troughton!”

Whereas if you vote Troughton, you'll all end up with Beatle mop Haircuts........

Originally Posted by Webslark:
“Knee deep in pies I could live with ”

Best not tell The Colin Baker Party that!!!!!

daveyboy7472

15-11-2010

Originally Posted by davrosdodebird:
“I'm sure THE Colin Baker Party could live with that too ”

Snap!!!

Webslark

15-11-2010

Originally Posted by daveyboy7472:
“Whereas if you vote Troughton, you'll all end up with Beatle mop Haircuts........

Best not tell The Colin Baker Party that!!!!!”

Too late! But would there be enough ketchup????

davrosdodebird

15-11-2010

See, voters? They're even stealing our thoughts!!!

What would the Davison Party steal from you if elected?!

tingramretro

15-11-2010

Originally Posted by davrosdodebird:
“See, voters? They're even stealing our thoughts!!!

What would the Davison Party steal from you if elected?! ”

Your salad vegetables would certainly not be safe.

Mansun

15-11-2010

Originally Posted by Webslark:
“Knee deep in pies I could live with ”

<Colin Baker party leader says nothing...

Originally Posted by daveyboy7472:
“I think the CBP and McCoy Party are quite literally at sixes and sevenses and spouting gibberish as normal! ”

No use trying to wriggle out of it Davison, we all heard you proclaiming your love for "hitting sixes"!

Myself, McCoy in a Harpo Marx wig, and Patrick McGoohan from The Prisoner are all taking out a restraining order against you and your threats! Now who's the violent one?

daveyboy7472

15-11-2010

Originally Posted by Webslark:
“Too late! But would there be enough ketchup???? ”

No, he spilt most of it over that ridiculous coat of his!!!!!

Originally Posted by davrosdodebird:
“See, voters? They're even stealing our thoughts!!!

What would the Davison Party steal from you if elected?! ”

The Davison Party steals nothing. The Troughton Party is the one who has been in trouble with The House Of Time Lords, we never were, says it all really!!!!!

CoalHillJanitor

15-11-2010

Bowties are indeed cool, and may we say that your party's leader put in an excellent performance against those frozen Cyberfellows! Quite well done. We model our anti-Cyberstuff policies upon it to this very day.

Webslark

15-11-2010

Originally Posted by daveyboy7472:
“No, he spilt most of it over that ridiculous coat of his!!!!!

The Davison Party steals nothing. The Troughton Party is the one who has been in trouble with The House Of Time Lords, we never were, says it all really!!!!! ”

Sounds reasonable - anything to try and tone down the colour clashes is OK in my book

CoalHillJanitor

15-11-2010

Originally Posted by JohnFlawbod:
“Ah but did you see the state of the Time Vortex after it had been through a Tyler brain? Took some ironing out I can tell you: three thousand and forty two separate worlds ended up with the pink hoodie as their National Dress: can you imagine the confusion on State occassions? ”

Shocking!

Entirely understandable, old chap.

CoalHillJanitor

15-11-2010

Originally Posted by tingramretro:
“Perhaps the Troughton party is considering a coalition? If so, I think they would be advised to seek alliance with a party closer in step to their policies and general outlook. The Smith party may have lots of newfangled ideas, but the Hartnell party, like the Troughtons, knows that overcomplicating matters never leads to any good-which is why we, like they, still view the world very much in black & white!

Vote Hartnell-the party you know where you are with!”

And would the Hartnell Party go in for a coalition a trois? We are frequently reassured by seeing your leader's image in our identity mirror thingy and we do appreciate the loan of his library card.

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