I think some of that other colouring comes from all the carrot juice......

Hey: let's not use Zoe's backside as a mouthpiece...I mean...no, sorry, that came out all wrong...but what's wrong with sparkly spandex? All I got was Jeans and Combats and Jackie Tyler in a dressing gown: charming!

May we for once commend the Ecclestone Party on it's resistance to Jackie Tyler when you first met her, you must have found it quite hard.......

That can be a symptom of the regeneration you know.

The Troughton Party notes The Smith Party shares our Hartnell-Seeing Policy

The Cybermen did have a similar policy at times but they don't seem to be in this election. They saw others as well though, so it doesn't really count.

Yeah, it was hard for us too with Miss Brown present before we left office.......

Delighted to help, but we would rather like that back at some point. Someone appears to be racking up a number of fines on it-Janes Spacecraft of the Universe is apparently now more than 200 years overdue!

Oh blimey, thought we had returned that. Must have been in the future. Or the relative future to this dimension in space. Now we'll have to cross our own time line if you want it back sooner. But we can pay that fine before it begins accruing.

There we have it, voters. Where other Doctors preach redemption, The Davison Party prefers to condemn on first impressions. Were the same test applied to his time in power, we'd all still think that adventure with the Mara was awful rather than recognising that it's actually quite super.

We don't forget the latter, we simply fail to see how a single maximum supports the theory that everything afterwards is downhill. By your measure, the revival of our nation in 2005 was a mistake since, compared to 1984, it has all been downhill.


In that case, The McCoy Party wonders why The Davison Party was unwilling to rescue Sharaz Jek from mud blasts. Probably further evidence of its grudge holding. We also have to question The Davison Party's policy of continually boasting about that time where, just that once, almost everybody died.

If you could, it would be appreciated. If you're a bit short of the readies, I believe the McGann party have taken to hiding some bags of gold in the console for emergencies.

The Troughton Party would like to state that Daveyboy is currently very drunk, and in no fit state to fight an election.

And you like boasting about your last year in office, where lots of people died too, espcially during your trip to the 1940's.

Yes, we agree the Mara was one of the more unfortunate monsters we encountered during our first year in Office, Miss Jovanka certainly didn't enjoy the experience, but overall, after the slump towards the end of The Tom Baker's time in ofice, our administration revitalised the country with a New Leader, the public were probably getting tired of seven years of one party in office, a change was sorely needed.

Oh, that was a brilliant idea! Wonder if it's still in there or if it got melted down for parts when the TARDIS reformed.

This very untrue and yet again, the Troughton Party is using spin to cover it's own inadequacies......

The Davison Party is in ship-shape condition, along with our crew!!!!

Beg pardon, but wasn't Jek already dead before the mud got in? It would be a pity to waste a line like 'Salateen, hold me' on a mere lapse into unconsciousness.

We thank The Smith Party for correcting this obviously inadequate information from the McCoy Party.

As a gesture of thanks, we send round a cup of tea and some fish custard for your delight!!!!!

Ah, much appreciated. New mouth, new rules.

Perhaps hhe was simply feeling in need of a cuddle after being rejected by that Brown hussy, and Salateen was the only one available?

Yes, he did seem the cuddly sort.

Only the second time. The first time he just survived but was horribly scarred. Morgus gave him faulty detection equipment, you understand.

We in The McCoy Party met someone suspiciously like Morgus once...

We never thought we'd see the day where The Hartnell Party used such language!!!!

We always considered the Hartnell Party of the old school, of politeness and being a Gentleman at all times.....but now...wow!!!!!!

It's the modern politics. It belittles us all.

We also noticed that Cranleigh fellow we met looks like Redvern Cooper of that creepy house and as for that Berger on the Freighter, she looked like that blind woman at that hotel where you met Morgaine........

For once, we agree with The McCoy Party......