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Your best Katie Jokes
After A Nuclear Holocaust, Only Cockroaches And Katie Waissel Will Surive.
It's easier to get rid of AIDS than Katie Waissel. |
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Could you not have just said Chlamydia like the facebook page says?
As for joke, shes a joke in herself anyways |
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Not really a joke but my current FB status is:
Katie Waissel is like AIDS! 2 likes so far and it's been there about 10 minutes. |
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Could you not have just said Chlamydia like the facebook page says?
As for joke, shes a joke in herself anyways
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Katie Waissel: "I'm scared to go out after fan attacked me".
Reading this I found it quite upsetting. So I sent Ms Waissel a dictionary to familiarise herself with the term 'fan'. |
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Katie Waissel: "I'm scared to go out after fan attacked me".
Reading this I found it quite upsetting. So I sent Ms Waissel a dictionary to familiarise herself with the term 'fan'. ![]() I was that "fan". It was only verbal though. No weasels were harmed. |
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these are chincredibly good jokes.
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Did you hear that they put Katie up for a public vote....and she wasn't the most unpopular..........
....ok, it needs some work. |
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these are chincredibly good jokes.
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Did you hear that they put Katie up for a public vote....and she wasn't the most unpopular..........
....ok, it needs some work.
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After A Nuclear Holocaust, Only Cockroaches And Katie Waissel Will Surive.
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Anyone notice Danni's black eye? She forgot to duck when Dermot told Katie, after being in the bottom two again, to "Keep her chin up"
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What do you say to Katie each time she's in a sing-off?
"Keep your chin up dear" swizz - Actung beat me to it
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"Judges, you have to choose who to feed. Katie, or the starving children of Africa?" "Dermot, it's so difficult, I hate this part"
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Anyone notice Danni's black eye? She forgot to duck when Dermot told Katie, after being in the bottom two again, to "Keep her chin up"
quoting myself here Quote:
Yes it's time for Cher and time for her to demonstrate her bouncebackability for the 4598th time this series because NASTY SIMON SAID SOME NASTY THINGS TO HER (NASTILY) LAST WEEK. Apparently Cheryl's 5 seconds of advice helped Cher keep her chin up (not pictured: Cheryl's three-day conference with Katie in an attempt to keep her chin up).
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"Judges, you have to choose who to feed. Katie, or the starving children of Africa?" "Dermot, it's so difficult, I hate this part"
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Chin up Katie
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The world will end in 2012, nobody is safe, except Katie Waissel.
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swizz - Actung beat me to it