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Old 15-11-2010, 00:05
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After A Nuclear Holocaust, Only Cockroaches And Katie Waissel Will Surive.


It's easier to get rid of AIDS than Katie Waissel.
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Old 15-11-2010, 00:09
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Could you not have just said Chlamydia like the facebook page says?

As for joke, shes a joke in herself anyways
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Old 15-11-2010, 00:10
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Not really a joke but my current FB status is:

Katie Waissel is like AIDS!

2 likes so far and it's been there about 10 minutes.
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Old 15-11-2010, 00:11
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Could you not have just said Chlamydia like the facebook page says?

As for joke, shes a joke in herself anyways
...it's easier to get rid of the clap than a lot of things. Not that I know from personal experience
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Old 15-11-2010, 00:11
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Katie Waissel: "I'm scared to go out after fan attacked me".

Reading this I found it quite upsetting. So I sent Ms Waissel a dictionary to familiarise herself with the term 'fan'.
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Old 15-11-2010, 00:13
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Katie Waissel: "I'm scared to go out after fan attacked me".

Reading this I found it quite upsetting. So I sent Ms Waissel a dictionary to familiarise herself with the term 'fan'.


I was that "fan". It was only verbal though. No weasels were harmed.
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Old 15-11-2010, 00:14
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these are chincredibly good jokes.
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Old 15-11-2010, 00:17
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Did you hear that they put Katie up for a public vote....and she wasn't the most unpopular..........


....ok, it needs some work.
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Old 15-11-2010, 00:18
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these are chincredibly good jokes.
LOVE IT

Did you hear that they put Katie up for a public vote....and she wasn't the most unpopular..........


....ok, it needs some work.
Hahaha I liked it. Very observational
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Old 15-11-2010, 00:18
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these are chincredibly good jokes.
lmfao
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Old 15-11-2010, 00:18
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After A Nuclear Holocaust, Only Cockroaches And Katie Waissel Will Surive.
...and the cockroaches are eliminated after a sing off.
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Old 15-11-2010, 00:18
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Anyone notice Danni's black eye? She forgot to duck when Dermot told Katie, after being in the bottom two again, to "Keep her chin up"
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Old 15-11-2010, 00:19
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What do you say to Katie each time she's in a sing-off?







"Keep your chin up dear"

swizz - Actung beat me to it
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Old 15-11-2010, 00:19
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"Judges, you have to choose who to feed. Katie, or the starving children of Africa?" "Dermot, it's so difficult, I hate this part"
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Old 15-11-2010, 00:20
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Anyone notice Danni's black eye? She forgot to duck when Dermot told Katie, after being in the bottom two again, to "Keep her chin up"
haha

quoting myself here

Yes it's time for Cher and time for her to demonstrate her bouncebackability for the 4598th time this series because NASTY SIMON SAID SOME NASTY THINGS TO HER (NASTILY) LAST WEEK. Apparently Cheryl's 5 seconds of advice helped Cher keep her chin up (not pictured: Cheryl's three-day conference with Katie in an attempt to keep her chin up).
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Old 15-11-2010, 00:50
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"Judges, you have to choose who to feed. Katie, or the starving children of Africa?" "Dermot, it's so difficult, I hate this part"
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Old 15-11-2010, 01:28
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Chin up Katie
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Old 15-11-2010, 01:30
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The world will end in 2012, nobody is safe, except Katie Waissel.
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