Head Producer - morning all, I call this meeting to order. Now first on the agenda, we have to introduce a pointless new dance after the success of the LindyHop last year

producer 1 - wait wait boss, sorry is this show about dancing then?

Head producer - no it's about enterainment but we put dancing in otherwise ya know no-one would watch

Producer 1 - right erm....how about the macarena??

Head producer - is that a latin dance?? I thought She who must be obeyed said no more latin??

Producer 2 *trembling at memories* yes she did, how about the hust...oh no wait that's latin as well

Producer 1 - oh oh I have it - Line dancing!! no touching, no real actual dancing and beloved of pensionsers across the country

Head producer - perfect!! Now item 2

tbc

Ha ha ha! Very good.

I hope Artem swops that damned hat for the line dancing

The 'Saturday Night' dance would obviously be apt and could plausibly be classified as ballroom as I think you do some of it in hold