Originally Posted by SEZQ:
“JJJ 12 Step Program for curing the addiction (as taken from Alcoholics Anonymous):
1) We admitted we were powerless over JJJthat our lives had become unmanageable.
2) Came to believe that a Power greater than JJJ could restore us to sanity.
3) Made a decision to turn our will and our JJJ loving lives over to the care of Take That/JLS/George Clooney/Brad Pitt (delete as applicable) as we understood them.
4) Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves and terminated our accounts on the JJJAT.
5) Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of JJJ obsession.
6) Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character and allow us to unfollow JJJ on Twitter.
7) Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings and start watching I'm A Celeb Get Me Out Of Here again.
8) Made a list of all persons we had tweeted like desperate minges and became willing to make amends to them all.
9) Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure JJJ themselves or others.
10) Continued to take personal inventory when we fell off the wagon and watched Dailymotion clips again, promptly admitted it.
11) Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with JJJ as we understood them, praying only for knowledge of their will for us to move on with our real lives and the power to carry that out.
12) Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other JJJ obsessives and to practice these principles in all our affairs.
Amen
”
“JJJ 12 Step Program for curing the addiction (as taken from Alcoholics Anonymous):
1) We admitted we were powerless over JJJthat our lives had become unmanageable.
2) Came to believe that a Power greater than JJJ could restore us to sanity.
3) Made a decision to turn our will and our JJJ loving lives over to the care of Take That/JLS/George Clooney/Brad Pitt (delete as applicable) as we understood them.
4) Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves and terminated our accounts on the JJJAT.
5) Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of JJJ obsession.
6) Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character and allow us to unfollow JJJ on Twitter.
7) Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings and start watching I'm A Celeb Get Me Out Of Here again.
8) Made a list of all persons we had tweeted like desperate minges and became willing to make amends to them all.
9) Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure JJJ themselves or others.
10) Continued to take personal inventory when we fell off the wagon and watched Dailymotion clips again, promptly admitted it.
11) Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with JJJ as we understood them, praying only for knowledge of their will for us to move on with our real lives and the power to carry that out.
12) Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other JJJ obsessives and to practice these principles in all our affairs.
Amen
”
No, I'm sorry - I've had a little talk to myself and have decided i will not be following this programme. I think I like being a blatant hussy and am going to try and revel in it!!! I love JJJ - there I've said it - especially when it involves clips featuring showers and white overalls.
looking forward to seeing JJJ on children in need tonight
so we might have to find you