...but being dragged around the floor like a pound of mince flashing your knickers isn't??
Samba roll is inappropriate...
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It must be so frustrating for Anton when Ann takes basic samba moves out of his routine.
And indeed, I mean the end!?!
And indeed, I mean the end!?!
Originally Posted by kochspostulates:
“I prefer spring rolls, especially dipped in chilli sauce”
“I prefer spring rolls, especially dipped in chilli sauce”
... ahhhhhhhh a connoisseur
To be fair, perhaps she felt uncomfortable with some 'feelings' that were alien to her to when Antons groin was pressed against the small of her back.
Perhaps I've drunk too much...
Last edited by shrew : 20-11-2010 at 20:23
Originally Posted by soapgirlhere:
“It must be so frustrating for Anton when Ann takes basic samba moves out of his routine.
And indeed, I mean the end!?!”
“It must be so frustrating for Anton when Ann takes basic samba moves out of his routine.
And indeed, I mean the end!?!”
Perhaps Anton was relieved - latin is not really his forté.
I am not the better of seeing those big knickers , last time I saw them was on a old aunt , circa 1966 , when she up ended herself one Christmas day .,
Spare me the vision of ugly knickers on a dance floor , puleeeezr ,
Spare me the vision of ugly knickers on a dance floor , puleeeezr ,
Perhaps the pope was watching and will be on the phone right now demanding she quit.
Or as she stated no knicker flashing in her contract, maybe that will be the deal clincher. I'm happy either way.
Or as she stated no knicker flashing in her contract, maybe that will be the deal clincher. I'm happy either way.
For once I can see why Ann would feel uncomfortable doing a samba roll. It is one of the most intimate steps. But having said that, I'm less sympathetic to Ann's objections to the other latin steps. And the ending was undignified.
Originally Posted by Abbasolutely 40:
“I am not the better of seeing those big knickers , last time I saw them was on a old aunt , circa 1966 , when she up ended herself one Christmas day .,
Spare me the vision of ugly knickers on a dance floor , puleeeezr ,”
“I am not the better of seeing those big knickers , last time I saw them was on a old aunt , circa 1966 , when she up ended herself one Christmas day .,
Spare me the vision of ugly knickers on a dance floor , puleeeezr ,”
Bet you have never seen any bright yellow ones before?
Hated the dance but smiled a little smug smile when she was frantically trying to pull down her dress at the end - to cover her end.
Originally Posted by Angelsbaby:
“...but being dragged around the floor like a pound of mince flashing your knickers isn't??”
“...but being dragged around the floor like a pound of mince flashing your knickers isn't??”
My thoughs exactly.
Originally Posted by Vivacious Lady:
“For once I can see why Ann would feel uncomfortable doing a samba roll. It is one of the most intimate steps. But having said that, I'm less sympathetic to Ann's objections to the other latin steps. And the ending was undignified.”
“For once I can see why Ann would feel uncomfortable doing a samba roll. It is one of the most intimate steps. But having said that, I'm less sympathetic to Ann's objections to the other latin steps. And the ending was undignified.”
A tidy Samba roll would have been more dignified than doing an aeroplane flashing your leggings!
Originally Posted by kochspostulates:
“I prefer spring rolls, especially dipped in chilli sauce”
“I prefer spring rolls, especially dipped in chilli sauce”
Swiss rolls do it for me everytime
Originally Posted by Grannyannie:
“Bet you have never seen any bright yellow ones before?
Hated the dance but smiled a little smug smile when she was frantically trying to pull down her dress at the end - to cover her end.”
“Bet you have never seen any bright yellow ones before?
Hated the dance but smiled a little smug smile when she was frantically trying to pull down her dress at the end - to cover her end.
”
me too sometimes Karma is so sweet and talking of karma if it cold just see fit to ensure that was Ann's last performance
She reminded me of a cross between Big Bird and Bernie Clifton's ostrich rolling around on the floor at the end.
This week showed more than ever for me that she has no intention of even attempting the required dance movements. I am bored now of seeing her shuffle and stomp around in the same graceless fashion. I hope this was her last week but I have an awful dread it won't be.
This week showed more than ever for me that she has no intention of even attempting the required dance movements. I am bored now of seeing her shuffle and stomp around in the same graceless fashion. I hope this was her last week but I have an awful dread it won't be.
Her 'routines' are quickly becoming more and more embarrassing. And Len's comment 
He went where Craig had never gone before. He must be fed up with her now. Although I think that Anton deserved at least 2 points from Craig for those trousers alone
He went where Craig had never gone before. He must be fed up with her now. Although I think that Anton deserved at least 2 points from Craig for those trousers alone
Originally Posted by Angelsbaby:
“...but being dragged around the floor like a pound of mince flashing your knickers isn't??”
“...but being dragged around the floor like a pound of mince flashing your knickers isn't??”
I guess now we can really appreciate she's not more loose and that she did not go commando
....but taking the p*ss out of the public is... send her to the jungle as a replacement for Gillian McKeith ( and leave her there)
Well, I don't like samba rolls much, there's something just too contrived about them for me, they break the flow of a dance. But I don't like ANY moves Ann does - not that she does many - and there is zero flow in her dances, so she may as well have attempted a samba roll, just to earn a point or two. Lazy cow, she'd rather be dragged around by Anton than do any of the work herself!
Originally Posted by Frank Mag:
“....but taking the p*ss out of the public is... send her to the jungle as a replacement for Gillian McKeith ( and leave her there)”
“....but taking the p*ss out of the public is... send her to the jungle as a replacement for Gillian McKeith ( and leave her there)”
They could have a task to shut her up. I think that would be a better reality show for her, she could boss them all around.
Originally Posted by Frank Mag:
“ send her to the jungle as a replacement for Gillian McKeith ( and leave her there)”
“ send her to the jungle as a replacement for Gillian McKeith ( and leave her there)”
Could we not keep Gillian and her both there - for evermore
Originally Posted by reclinewithme:
“Well, I don't like samba rolls much, there's something just too contrived about them for me, they break the flow of a dance. But I don't like ANY moves Ann does - not that she does many - and there is zero flow in her dances, so she may as well have attempted a samba roll, just to earn a point or two. Lazy cow, she'd rather be dragged around by Anton than do any of the work herself!”
“Well, I don't like samba rolls much, there's something just too contrived about them for me, they break the flow of a dance. But I don't like ANY moves Ann does - not that she does many - and there is zero flow in her dances, so she may as well have attempted a samba roll, just to earn a point or two. Lazy cow, she'd rather be dragged around by Anton than do any of the work herself!”
According to her they only do ballroom seriously, latin is a comedy. Not that I noticed any.
Originally Posted by IvanIV;45826782[B:
“]They could have a task to shut her up[/b]. I think that would be a better reality show for her, she could boss them all around.”
“]They could have a task to shut her up[/b]. I think that would be a better reality show for her, she could boss them all around.”
Kangaroo willy should shut her up .
Originally Posted by Abbasolutely 40:
“Kangaroo willy should shut her up .”
“Kangaroo willy should shut her up .
”
For a moment there I thought "Who's Kangaroo Willy?", then I realised... oh, gross!
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