On hearing about kmc's imaginary great, great, great, great great grandmother's panic attack I was moved to telephone my imaginary Auntie Ethel only to find her so scandalised by Bruno's lack of marbles that she is now watching Max Factor instead of Strictly. I tried to placate her to no avail, she says Strictly is dead to her.
Has Bruno lost it?
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Originally Posted by chucklingbunny:
“On hearing about kmc's imaginary great, great, great, great great grandmother's panic attack I was moved to telephone my imaginary Auntie Ethel only to find her so scandalised by Bruno's lack of marbles that she is now watching Max Factor instead of Strictly. I tried to placate her to no avail, she says Strictly is dead to her.”
“On hearing about kmc's imaginary great, great, great, great great grandmother's panic attack I was moved to telephone my imaginary Auntie Ethel only to find her so scandalised by Bruno's lack of marbles that she is now watching Max Factor instead of Strictly. I tried to placate her to no avail, she says Strictly is dead to her.”
I think THIS must be the day that strictly died
Originally Posted by Kmc1978:
“The news just gets worse. My 7 year old daughters imaginary friend saw the picture this morning and reported back to her 187 year old imaginary great, great, great, great great grandmother who was so shocked and appalled that she suffered an imaginary panic attack. What is the world coming to when imaginary 187 yr old women are not safe from this kind of smut.
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“The news just gets worse. My 7 year old daughters imaginary friend saw the picture this morning and reported back to her 187 year old imaginary great, great, great, great great grandmother who was so shocked and appalled that she suffered an imaginary panic attack. What is the world coming to when imaginary 187 yr old women are not safe from this kind of smut.
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Tut tut *shakes head*
Oooh - we're on 80 complaints. Well, close enough for me.
Why is there no Daily Mail story already on this sordid outrage?
Why is there no Daily Mail story already on this sordid outrage?
Originally Posted by DavidJames:
“Oooh - we're on 80 complaints. Well, close enough for me.
Why is there no Daily Mail story already on this sordid outrage?”
“Oooh - we're on 80 complaints. Well, close enough for me.
Why is there no Daily Mail story already on this sordid outrage?
”
Investigative journalism just isn't what it used to be.
Originally Posted by Wiskas:
“Investigative journalism just isn't what it used to be.”
“Investigative journalism just isn't what it used to be.”
Either that or we don't have the connections some other people have.
With further articles on pages, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 & 7! [Well they can do it for a royal engagement and this is a much bigger story]
Originally Posted by Wiskas:
“With further articles on pages, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 & 7! [Well they can do it for a royal engagement and this is a much bigger story]”
“With further articles on pages, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 & 7! [Well they can do it for a royal engagement and this is a much bigger story]”
An eight page pullout has to happen. Has anyone got some mobile phone numbers we can hack into? I know it's illegal but it's never stopped some of the redtops.
Originally Posted by Wiskas:
“With further articles on pages, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 & 7! [Well they can do it for a royal engagement and this is a much bigger story]”
“With further articles on pages, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 & 7! [Well they can do it for a royal engagement and this is a much bigger story]”
And as some consider dancing to be a sport, the back pages should be dominated too!
Originally Posted by Kmc1978:
“And as some consider dancing to be a sport, the back pages should be dominated too!”
“And as some consider dancing to be a sport, the back pages should be dominated too!”
Especially as it's harder for sportsmen.
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