Hello All, as this comprises both 'Appreciation' and 'Non Appreciation' , being a scale thingy and all, it has been suggested that this is thrown open to the rest of the forum to use to rate how likely you are to get 'affectionate/jiggy/down-right indecent*' with members of the Strictly cast (crew too, if you're into the Man-in-the-hat etc). Please, this is just for fun.

* delete where applicable according to personal morals.

There have been many contributors to the genesis of this masterpiece so I can't claim all the credit. For those of you who are interested in it's birth can be witnessed on page 38 (I think) of the Non App thread.

<drum roll.............>

Class A :- In a heartbeat and will climb over (preferred hotty/totty) to get to
Class B :- Probably if asked, but not if (preferred hotty) is in the vicinity
Class C :- Need a couple of drinks before hand
Class D :- Need a 'Pubs worth'
Class E :- Class D and there must be guarantees no-one will find out
Class F :- Armageddon scenario, planet needs re-populating and all the turkey basters have been mysteriously destroyed
Class G :- Under General Anesthetic
Class H: - When hell freezes over
Class I: - Never in a million years - the nunnery beckons.
Class M: - I'd rather rumba with Widdy
Class N: - Necrophilia or I'd rather have an orgy with Len, Bruce and Widdy
Class O: - Omega the final letter. You'd have to dig me up first as I would have died beforehand.

To get the ball rolling...

Gav - perhaps a D, but I'm afraid most of the pros and other slebs F-G.

... Actually - If Gav doesn't talk at all, perhaps even a C.
Last edited by shrew : 25-11-2010 at 15:09

Gav is definately an A for me!

Matt - definate O.

Scott - H.

Gav - an E, but does elevate to a C/D if wearing last Saturday's outfit

Scott - M, sorry, but Skeletor is not a good look on him

Matt - a G.

The pros

All a solid big fat O, apart from Artem who might sneek into a F, but he'd have to promise to wear a mouth guard to cover the teeth.

Lovin your work shrew

They are all of I sneaking into H for me, pros and celebs alike. - Worries me that the only pro I would consider dancing with is Flavia - gets hat and coat (Katya's hat, fighting Monkseal for it, not Artem's sparkly plant pot) and leaves.

B*gger me. A sliding scale with 4 points after "When Hell freezes over". If I'd known the scale extended that far in my youth, I'd have not taken so much rejection so personally.

G betrays a certain female bias to the authoriship as well.

Since I'm here, in no particular order...

Erin, Katya, Natalie, Aliona and Kara - All A.

If there was only time for a quickie, and not the hours necessary to fully appreciate that fantastic quintet then Erin would get the A*.

... not necessarily... not with the application of the appropriate pharmacology...

<oh, I've said too much ... runs off>

loviing the male contribution

snort.

Not that I'm here to recommend orgies or anything unwholesome, but well six-in-a-bed? if time is short?

Hilarious!

Matt- A!

Gav - B (preferred hottie being Matt )

Scott - I

Vincent - C

Obviously anaethetising myself with alcohol represents inappropriate pharmacology!

I'd let them sort out the "batting order" and/or "seating arrangements". I'd just do as I was told and exercise my biological imperative.

Come to think of it, Flavia, Ola and Lilia would rank A as well. As would Natasha K if we can bring back former competitors.

Most of the male pros would def get an A as well, apart from Anton and Robin (for obv reasons!)

I am a tart.

Artem is an A if he keeps his mouth shut.
If I have to see the teeth then he's a G.
Gavin is an F.
Everyone else is an I.

You ladies are very picky, aren't you?

Ann - Z.

And I am a straight girl...so i think that is quite reasonable... :-p

... this should reassure you that what you are a normal male and not that much of a minger then. Yes we are hard to please.

clebs

Matt - B
Gavbot - E (no one but especially not the DOTS must ever know)
Scott I

Pros
hmmm Ds and Es mostly other than Artem who would be a C but would need sunglasses for the teeth.

I'd like to propose the formal addition of a category Y - as in 'why, why, WHY do they have to be unavailable to us panting females?'

Popular Ys include Matt Cutler - my personal category Y pick would be Robin

The celebs

Gavin - A

Matt - B

Scott - I

The pros (well those left now)

Artem - A of course

Anton - lovely bloke but would have to be F

Robin - D (but something tells me Im not his type )

indeed we are - we're also not having a lot of sex for some unaccountable reason

Obviously the male variant of "Y" would be "Why not?" Even this has its limits this year...

Busted

well no-one else would ever know unless of course you announced it on a messa....oh hang on

Artem ~ A*

I'd give Kara I

JJ

Matt - C

Scott - C

Anton - where's the Z? (bless)

James - F

Artem - A, forget the Hollywood teeth look at the way he uses his hands...