Gavin A
Scott G
Matt M

LOLOLOLOLOL Can't stop laughing!!!!!!

James M
Darren N
Gavin O

And *whispers*
Vinnie's an E

A for Matt B and Ian (not necessarily together - I'm not fussy!!!)

Celebs:

Matt - C (if he grew his Foxtrot stubble then i'd upgrade to a B )
Gavin - C
Scott - D

Pro's:

James - A
Vincent - A
Artem - A
Brendan - B

Is it just about who's left in the competition then, or is the rest of the series, in fact all the series up for grabs too. Not interested in the women anyway, but most of the men would be a C or a D (not that choosy) with a few exceptions, eg Paul Daniels, Brendan Cole, who would be more along the lines of Z!

Artem: A
Matt: B
James: B-
Ian: Well he would be a B- if...
Jared: C (he may not be a great dancer/choreographer, but he is cute!)
Jimmy: D
Gavin: E
Scott: G
Vincent: H
Brendan: M
Robin: M (obvious reason)
Darren: M
Goldie: M
Peter Shilton: M
Anton: O
Paul daniels: O, times one million.

A is for Aliona

I've considered all the pros and celebs from this series and working on the basis that I'm not proud or too fussy and neither are they! -

Celebs
Matt - D/E
Scott - D
Gavin - A

Pros
James - A
Artem - B
Vincent - F/G
Robin - F
Anton - E
Jared - E
Brendan - B
Ian - C
Matt C - B
Natalie, Katya & Ola - D

I take it you're not Debbie McGee in real life.

Gavin A
Brendan A

The rest i'm afraid are a no-no!!

Celebs:

Matt C
Scott B
Gavin D

Dancers;

Vincent B
James B
Robin B
Anton C
Artem A

Apologies if I've missed someone, and I had to keep going back and checking the categorires as well. I thought TBH that they were a bit harsh, but then again I'm not overly fussy

Katya - A

Aliona - C. It's the face, possibly A if the lights were out.

Tara - A-ish. But if Artem is reading this, I really mean 'I', I would never think of it.

Pamela - D. I can't imagine fancying my mum/granny. There's probably a psychological term for that sort of thing. Pamela would know about that; she's a psychologist, in case you don't know.

Widdy - defies categorisation. There's probably a psychological term for men who fancy women like her too. Some kind of bizarre perversion.

Class A - Artem (his teeth bother me somewhat but he can redeem himself by speaking to me in Russian )

Class B - Gavin (if Artem and mirrors not around)

Class H - Scott, Matt and Robin

Class O - Anton and Jared

all other pros in Class D (beggars can't be choosers )

Mark Ramprakash - A***

Oh yes!

Yes triple A
Rest not interested

Hmm after much careful thought and purely hypothetically

None of the celebs this year - even hypothetically

Pros:

Matt C - B
Ian Waite - B
yes I am aware of the possible downfalls to these

James C
Artem B
Brendan C
Anton D so long as he keeps his shirt onotherwise O
Ola C

Matt and James both A for me

You need to diversify. Too much risk of Aliona being downgraded to sub-prime or even junk status.

I notice no one's picked option N yet?!

We have similar taste then Jude!

Some people on here are very fussy!

Kara, Erin and Aliona = all As
Katya, Kristina and Natalie = B
Patsy is a C
The other female celebs and pros this year fall into the E category -

Widdie is in a class of her own - not if she was the last female on earth.

Normally I'd class Lilia as an A as well, but as she's not in the show this year

For me there is only one class A - Anton! Yummy

Couple of class B's - Matt, Artem, Vincent and Darren. Yum but not a patch on the king of the ballroom...

Er...........I think I may have done for Darren.......(see above)

When she was younger Patsy knocked spots off the lot of them, and she's still a B

I don't think many guys have gone below E!

This thread is hilarious!