There are some very attractive women but Kara is the only A for me.

Celebs:

Gav - A
Scott - B
Matt - C

Pros:

Matt C & Artem (I can live with the teeth - I'm not fussy!): A
Brendan: B
Ian, James & Vincent: C

They'll do for me.

Celebs
Gavin - A
Scott - B
Matt - I

Pros
Artem - A
Jared - B
Vincent - C
Ian - C
James - E
Robin - G
Darren - G
Brendan - H
Anton - I

Gav A
Matt G



Scott O



Pros mostly O other than James who would be a G

Ooops how could I forget if I had my sunglasses on Artem A

Just wanted to clarify that by "all the other pros" I meant those taking part in the main show this year. Darren defo not D

Perhaps for me... (resisting the pammie thing)

The E category is the most telling....

I'm also noticing the blokes never dip below a C for their choices!

OMG Yes!!!

Also a small a for james

A - Bobby, who is even more loveable after Lilia's vicious attack

No-one else comes close, Artem might have scraped a C but the tattoos and teeth are a deal breaker.

For the women Tina would be top of my list.

As a rule, men never claim to be sophisticated - only that they are good at map reading and in charge of the BBQ.

... I dispute the former. Heartily... we've all been there ladies, haven't we

... and - now we're onto the subject - why pay over a hundred for a sat nav and then argue with the damn thing?

Back on thread.

Matt's been upgraded to an E.

I have my reasons.

Perhaps I should have added "honestly" or "sincerely" in the reference to men claiming to be sophisticated. Men will do some very strange things to secure the "favours" of a young lady, I'll have you know.

Or is that just me?

soz mate - 'the former' was referring to your map reading skills. And being ex-mil, yes, they are really cr@p.

I just drive where I'm told by "WifeNav". Making decisions confuses me.

I'll have you know that I'm good for more than just that! I can even multitask!!


(That is if scratching my balls, walking, farting and breathing all at the same time counts!)

this thread is great.

Interesting to see what the men say.......always good to get this perspective, it saves watching Top Gear

matter in hand......if I was younger, slimmer, and had the body of my dreams....then

Matt B A***
Gethin A***

of the pro's it's only Matt C who does it for me, so an A for him as well.

Impressive!

the handy thing about this scale of course is that it can be aplied to other things. I've spent a happy half hour allocating it to the england cricket team

Me too, but with guitar heroes, sorry AK but Neal and David are both D bordering on E. Then there's tennis players.

oooh that's fighting talk kassie

I shall be applying it to the England rugby team tomorrow

I'm now working on my overall SCD through the ages scale of hotness

A few more:

Artem - O
Tom Chambers - A
Ricky Groves - Z

**Ducks to avoid AK**

I can't do the guitar heros - the addition of a guitar automatically makes everyone at least a B
Thrown in a good set of arms and you're an A ...

Trouble is quite a few of mine are dead and we don't have a dig THEM up category

That's you off my Christmas card list! (But I might gift you some knock off, fake perfume for spelling Neal's name correctly )

Aww, sorry, but at least we don't have to fight over them - I shall keep stalking Derek and Stevie

Class A :-Brendan,Matt Cutler,Artem,Ramps
Class B :-Ian, James,Craig,Gethin,Austin,Aled,James Martin
Class C : Darren B,Gavin,Colin,Ricky Whittle,Jimi
Class D :-Vincent,Chris Hollins,Matt Di A
Class E :-Matt Dawson,Brian
Class F :-Robin
Class G :-Tom Chambers
Class H: -Matt Baker
Class I: -Anton,Jared,Darren Gough,Goldie
Class M: -Scott
Class N: -
Class O: -Paul Daniels,Bruce,Len