Please leave your shoes at the entrance.
Camels and other steeds must stand at the back.
His elect may advance to His Presence.

See, you didn't need a special forum after all. I've built you this. Now get on with it.

I doubt the Wag Hags will come flocking here. ATs don't seem to apply.

I could drop holy breadcrumbs.

This temple has been built by a non-believer, and you can tell in the shoddy construction. Even Cheryl would say something about the construction.

I would no rather worship here, than in an Asda carpark with Cher.

my mistake oops sorry

The Temple has to be built by a non-Believer. It's ordained. The Faithful must be completely trusting of his mercy and bounty. To build in his honour would be to fail in faith. Every brick is a weight upon your soul.

Honest, it says that Chapter wotsit verse scribble.

I knew your labours wouldn't be appreciated.

*takes down the Warburtons loaf posters*

Helloo Helloooo! My My! It's quiet in here.

Wonder where everyone is?

Great echo though! Proper resonant.

Doubt not, believers, the Second Coming is at hand!

Whatever happened to the Wag meister? Does he have an album out yet like the Weasel?

He's going on Celebrity Coach Trip