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There was a young rapper named Cher......
There was a young rapper named Cher,
Like a zipper with ‘tude and big hair, Looks like a cat feral, Sings way worse than Cheryl, ‘bout as current as Yogi the Bear. There was a young crooner named Weasel, Something ‘bout her gives Scowell his diesel, She falls to her knees, Sobs ‘please save me, please’, T’would be easier get rid of a measle. There once was a man-God named Wagner, The X-Factory’s victory banker, We all bow in awe, As Cole tightens her jaw, And sneers, ‘I’ll deck you if win it, you w***er’. |
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There was a young rapper named Cher,
Like a zipper with ‘tude and big hair, Looks like a cat feral, Sings way worse than Cheryl, ‘bout as current as Yogi the Bear. There was a young crooner named Weasel, Something ‘bout her gives Scowell his diesel, She falls to her knees, Sobs ‘please save me, please’, T’would be easier get rid of a measle. There once was a man-God named Wagner, The X-Factory’s victory banker, We all bow in awe, As Cole tightens her jaw, And sneers, ‘I’ll deck you if win it, you w***er’. ![]() ![]()
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There was a young man named Matt
Who liked to wear a little hat When he hits the high note They all like to vote Even though he's a nasty love rat There was a young pikey named Cher With swagger and sneers and big hair With a ring a ding ding She nicks the lines that she sings While sitting on a big white stair |
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Magic!
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There once was a plank called Matt
Who wore a stupid hat He sings like a witch Is an arrogant bitch And makes himself look like a prat. |
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There was a young rapper called Cher
Who went on the show for a dare But she did fool Those who said she was cool Like the new clothes the emperor would wear |
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There was young band named One Direction
Who thought they were best in their section When push comes to shove Their aint that much love And Louis just gained an erection |
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There was a young geordie named cheryl
Whose right hook put people in peril with one flick of her hair, and one deathly stare she made wagner remain there |
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There was once a singer called Mary
Who liked like an elephant fairy With her big Tesco bag She looked like a slag Or an escapee from the local dairy |
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I'm afraid as per "Ode To Wagner" this thread will be locked shortly, so enjoy it while you can.
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THere was a girl called katie
who wasnt very matie but her grannie is so because she is a pro katie had a hair cut but still looks like a mut back to katie's grannie who has an active f***y |
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I'm afraid as per "Ode To Wagner" this thread will be locked shortly, so enjoy it while you can.
Who locked up all the threads in a hissy, But Lord Wagner forgave, was virile and brave And said I throw you my loaf with a kissy |
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There's a woman who is Katie's grannie
Who dresses like a colour-blind trannie Her lips are so big She could smother a pig Now what could she do with her...nose? |
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"Ode To Wagner" has been resurrected!
Your lyrics are safe, go forth and eulogise. |
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There once was a singer called Matt.
Who behaved like a bit of a prat. He gave Wagner grief. Jeez, what's his beef? He needs to get lost like his hat. I did this in another thread before noticing this one
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There's a woman who is Katie's grannie
Who dresses like a colour-blind trannie Her lips are so big She could smother a pig Now what could she do with her...nose? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Keep 'em coming........
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Genius! :d
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I love this thread. Pure brilliance
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Hahah this thread's hilarious.
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There was a young woman called Cher,
Who wanted to win fair and square, But Cowell had ideas That she was no Britney Spears, So she ended up just being Bare... (In Nuts magazine probably).. |
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There was a young lady called tryec
and those who thought her name was creyz she was boring and bland but she couldn't have planned that she would have been slammed for katie |
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there once was a singer call matt,
who looked a bit fat, in his daft hat, and sings very flat, he said Wagner's a joke, and Katie's granny said simon can have her a p**e, and what do you think about all that? |
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There was once an ar*ehole named Matt
Whos head got to big for his hat He thought he was best till he performed in a vest And now people can see hes a Tw*t. |
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there was once a wee lass called Gamu
who had more ambition than just to row a canoe she blew them away but she just couldn't stay and is now on her way to zimbabwe (or not) |
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