There once was a host called Konnie
Who I think is quite bonny
But she upset Dannii
By behaving like a fanny
Still, I find her really funny ()

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,We all bow in awe,'

count me out as I think that Wagner is an appalling singer.

We know Cher is built like a runt
She behaves like a bit of a ****
Try as we all might
Come the vote she hangs tight
Cause the whole thing's a great ****ing stunt

..... it's a joke........

A spotty young woman called Cher
whos singing a cat it would scare
The shit hit the fan when again Stay she sang
And from now on she must just talk and gurn.

There once was a star from Brazil

Called Wagner whose songs caused a thrill

He pi--ed off the Cowell

and made Cheryl scowl

'cos their acts were just run of the mill

Cardle Cardle always right
Bitching Moaning day and night
What immortal girl or boy
Could look uopn thee
Eye to Eye

In the distance
Comes comes your woe
Your ass is his
Wagner Carrilho!

There once was a c--- from the Tyne

whose comments were way outta line

so the people rebel

and make phone calls like hell

for the Wagner 'cos he dosnt mime

A Irishman called little Louis
Found boybands made him all gooey
He loved and he lusted
He got himself flustered
With a huge grin all over his mooey

Wagner he can't even sing
Cher just goes ding a ling ling
Now Cowells had enough
He just don't give a chuff
He's disappeared up Cheryls ring

That suits him!!!

There was a young rapper called cher
who decided to sing on a stair
she wore Wagners black belt to aid her lament
and her face was all twisted and gurny

There once was a spotty faced Cher

whose lip was a permanent sneer

she looks like a wreck

is a pain in the neck

all in all just a talentless mare

Lord Wagners the greatest youll see
He brushed Biffa aside like a Flea
He has them ALL scared as their talents impaired
In the final he'll win easily.

There was an old man named Simon
He never went 6 inches to a hymen
For sugar and spice
Where not something nice
To him, he's just rather have a fireman

I love this thread

There was a young singer named Cher
Whose audition made everyone stare
But now she raps and she gurns
And everyone's learned
Her voice isn't as big as her hair

I love this!!! Nice one!

There once was a bruiser called Tweedy,
Can’t sing, mimes, redefines f’ing needy,
She thinks Weasels are sweet,
Chavs are right up her street,
She’s no sweetheart, she’s thick, cold and weedy.

A penniless painter, they said
Was the boy whose name they hoped to spread
His background, we'll hide
With a clever disguise
Put a raggedy hat on his head!

The Winner!

There shaw was a grim guy called Aiden
Matt may not have kicked off, had he stayed in
But aside from Rehecca
The serial song-wrecker
He'd have been my first pick to trade in!

As for Wagner, the beast from Brazil
Of him, we'll never have our fill
No one ever forgets
Where he sticks his baguettes
And each week, he goes in for the kill!

As for Katie, now where does she start?
For so long, we've thought she would depart
But now, could she win
Reel the sympathy in?
All because her old granny's a tart?

xxxx

There once was a guy named Paije
After Louis said "I'm sending you home"
He went home.


.......... I'll show myself the door.

Lol in mine I meant Rebecca not Rehecca in verse 2, and "where do we start?" as opposed tto "where does she start?" in verse 3

Loving everyone's work so far!

xxxx

There once was a girl called Cher,
who wanted to be a singer,
she tried to rap,
they called it crap,
haters always gunna hate her.

There was an entertainer called Wagner,
who sings badly on the x-factor,
the amount of votes,
he gets is a joke,
can somebody please please gag ya.

1 direction are a group who mime,
apart from Liam and Harry who sing fine,
Nial just smiles,
Louis hums all the while,
And Zayn who sings out of time.