I want to buy a video of him driving a car and everything.

Seriously, I love him more than I'd love a job at a crisp factory.

I think I'd love Gillian McKeith more than I'd love a job in a crisp factory.

What, you meant you didn't think it looked like the most fun job ever? I was drooling and everything.

I think it would get very boring very quickly. Being surrounded by crisps all day might even put you off liking them. You'd permanently smell of chip fat too.

I don't think I could ever go off crisps.