Wagner - Creep.....................................Demented
One Direction - Summer of 69................Shameful
Mary - All I want is You...........................Boring
Rebecca - Still Haven't Found................Copycat
Cher - Girlfriend.....................................Cheesy
Matt - I Love Rock and Roll....................Twee
Katie - Sex is on Fire.............................. Abominable

Song Two:

Wagner - Addicted to Loaf..................... Sleazy
One Direction - You are so beautiful......Rock?
Mary - Brass Pocket...............................Awful
Rebecca - Satisfaction...........................Bland
Katie - Everybody hurts..........................Suicide
Matt - Nights in White Satin....................Dated
Cher - Walk This Way............................Predictable

Yep and I love them Led Zep and Guns and Roses too ohhhhh.



I loved the show last night. Bless.

Song One:

Wagner - Creep.....................................Wagnerian
One Direction - Summer of 69................Helped
Mary - All I want is You...........................Boring
Rebecca - Still Haven't Found................Wallpaper
Cher - Girlfriend.....................................Enjoyable
Matt - I Love Rock and Roll....................Unsuitable
Katie - Sex is on Fire..............................Sad

Song Two:

Wagner - Addicted to Love.....................Terrible
One Direction - You are so beautiful......Vocalists
Mary - Brass Pocket...............................Snooze
Rebecca - Satisfaction...........................Karaoke
Katie - Everybody hurts..........................Desperate
Matt - Nights in White Satin....................Brilliant
Cher - Walk This Way............................Dynamic

Judges comments: Mindbogglingly appalling

The show as a whole.............................Annoying

Song One:

Wagner - Creep.....................................focused
One Direction - Summer of 69................karaoke
Mary - All I want is You...........................redcoat
Rebecca - Still Haven't Found................samey
Cher - Girlfriend.....................................bouncy
Matt - I Love Rock and Roll....................unstretched
Katie - Sex is on Fire..............................extinguished

Song Two:

Wagner - Addicted to Loaf.....................meaty
One Direction - You are so beautiful......fraction (as in only 3/5 sang it)
Mary - Brass Pocket...............................thpethial
Rebecca - Satisfaction...........................unguaranteed
Katie - Everybody hurts..........................true
Matt - Nights in White Satin....................distinction
Cher - Walk This Way............................wordy

The show as a whole.............................rock? schmock

Wagner - Creep..................................... Anthemic
One Direction - Summer of 69................ Anaesthetic
Mary - All I want is You........................... Lavatory
Rebecca - Still Haven't Found................ Bland
Cher - Girlfriend..................................... Shampoo!
Matt - I Love Rock and Roll.................... Tiresome
Katie - Sex is on Fire.............................. Cringe

Song Two:

Wagner - Addicted to Loaf..................... Creep
One Direction - You are so beautiful...... Nausea
Mary - Brass Pocket............................. Grotesque
Rebecca - Satisfaction.......................... R.E.S.P.E.C.T.
Katie - Everybody hurts......................... Ouch
Matt - Nights in White Satin.................... Stirring
Cher - Walk This Way............................ Feisty

Wagner - Creep..................................... Tuneful
One Direction - Summer of 69............... Innapropriate
Mary - All I want is You.......................... Boring
Rebecca - Still Haven't Found............... Rooted
Cher - Girlfriend..................................... Karaoke
Matt - I Love Rock and Roll................... Surprising
Katie - Sex is on Fire............................. Desparate

Song Two:

Wagner - Addicted to Loaf..................... Original
One Direction - You are so beautiful...... Solos
Mary - Brass Pocket.............................. Wii
Rebecca - Satisfaction.......................... Tree in a strong hurricane
Katie - Everybody hurts....................... Sad
Matt - Nights in White Satin................... Astounding
Cher - Walk This Way........................... Attitude

Agreed

these made me

One Direction - Summer of '69 = Ruined

What a terrible rendition of the song that was.

Song One:

Wagner - Creep.....................................Improved
One Direction - Summer of 69................Meh
Mary - All I want is You...........................Boring
Rebecca - Still Haven't Found................Predictable
Cher - Girlfriend.....................................Disaster
Matt - I Love Rock and Roll....................Rocked
Katie - Sex is on Fire..............................Dreadful

Song Two:

Wagner - Addicted to Loaf.....................Typical
One Direction - You are so beautiful......Pointless
Mary - Brass Pocket...............................Yawn
Rebecca - Satisfaction...........................Boring
Katie - Everybody hurts..........................Nasal
Matt - Nights in White Satin....................A-ma-zing (darrling)
Cher - Walk This Way............................Chavtastic

The show as a whole............................. Boring (can't believe I yawned when X Factor was on)

Wagner - Creep.....................................surprising
One Direction - Summer of 69................pleasant
Mary - All I want is You...........................forgettable
Rebecca - Still Haven't Found................disliked
Cher - Girlfriend.....................................poor
Matt - I Love Rock and Roll....................poor
Katie - Sex is on Fire..............................embarassing

Song Two:

Wagner - Addicted to Loaf.....................crap
One Direction - You are so beautiful......brilliant
Mary - Brass Pocket...............................okay
Rebecca - Satisfaction...........................brilliant
Katie - Everybody hurts..........................painful
Matt - Nights in White Satin....................good
Cher - Walk This Way............................okay

^^^^^^ this -

Wagner - Creep.....................................Awesome
One Direction - Summer of 69...............Mimed
Mary - All I want is You..........................Can't-even-remember-it
Rebecca - Still Haven't Found...............Snore
Cher - Girlfriend.....................................Shouty
Matt - I Love Rock and Roll...................LAME
Katie - Sex is on Fire.............................Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhite

Song Two:

Wagner - Addicted to Loaf.....................Sexy
One Direction - You are so beautiful......Duet
Mary - Brass Pocket..............................Again...-can't-even-remember-it
Rebecca - Satisfaction...........................Snore x100
Katie - Everybody hurts.........................Pathetic
Matt - Nights in White Satin...................Decent
Cher - Walk This Way...........................Alright

Song One:

Wagner - Creep.....................................Worked
One Direction - Summer of 69...............Mimed
Mary - All I want is You..........................Great
Rebecca - Still Haven't Found...............Dreary
Cher - Girlfriend.....................................Apocalyptic
Matt - I Love Rock and Roll...................Cliched
Katie - Sex is on Fire.............................Criminal


Song Two:

Wagner - Addicted to Loaf.....................Bizarre
One Direction - You are so beautiful......Better
Mary - Brass Pocket..............................Fine
Rebecca - Satisfaction...........................Repetitive
Katie - Everybody hurts.........................Offensive
Matt - Nights in White Satin...................Good
Cher - Walk This Way...........................Rubbish


I am starting to think Cher and Katie are two of the four signs of the apocalypse after last night's performances- maybe we do need Lord Wagner afterall

not-one-word

love it

Tragedy?

No one sang that. The theme was rock, not disco.

Wagner - Creep Surprising
One Direction - Summer of 69 Dull
Mary - All I Want Is You Nice
Cher - Girlfriend Average
Rebecca - Still Haven't Found Lovely
Matt - I Love Rock 'N' Roll Meh
Katie - Sex on Fire Cringey

Wagnar - Addicted to Loaf Disgraceful
One Direction - You Are So Beautiful Boring
Mary - Brass in Pocket Brilliant
Rebecca - Satisfaction Lovely
Katie - Everybody Hurts Horrific
Matt - Nights in White Sun Overrated
Cher - Walk This Way Wicked

Wagner - Creep.....................................funny
One Direction - Summer of 69................not bad
Mary - All I want is You...........................karaoke
Rebecca - Still Haven't Found................boring
Cher - Girlfriend.....................................lame
Matt - I Love Rock and Roll....................wasnt loving it
Katie - Sex is on Fire..............................weak
Song Two:

Wagner - Addicted to Loaf.....................funny
One Direction - You are so beautiful......okayish
Mary - Brass Pocket...............................karaoke
Rebecca - Satisfaction...........................dull
Katie - Everybody hurts..........................lame
Matt - Nights in White Satin....................amazing
Cher - Walk This Way............................good

The show as a whole.............................worst week ever, total disaaaastah

Song One:

Wagner - Creep.....................................Good
One Direction - Summer of 69................Boyband
Mary - All I want is You...........................Decent
Rebecca - Still Haven't Found................Meh
Cher - Girlfriend.....................................Sh*t
Matt - I Love Rock and Roll....................Generic
Katie - Sex is on Fire..............................Shrieky

Song Two:

Wagner - Addicted to Loaf.....................Wagner
One Direction - You are so beautiful......Not-Rock
Mary - Brass Pocket...............................Karaoke
Rebecca - Satisfaction...........................Enjoyable
Katie - Everybody hurts..........................Weak
Matt - Nights in White Satin....................Showstopper
Cher - Walk This Way............................Meh

Totally copy pasted OP's list because I'm too lazy to type one myself

The night in one word... Bad.

Wagner - Creep....................................win
One Direction - Summer of 69..............retch
Mary - All I want is You..........................unmemorable
Rebecca - Still Haven't Found...............rigid
Cher - Girlfriend....................................twelve
Matt - I Love Rock and Roll...................weak
Katie - Sex is on Fire.............................embarrassing

Song Two:

Wagner - Addicted to Loaf....................regressed
One Direction - You are so beautiful.....vomit
Mary - Brass in pocket...........................wide
Rebecca - Satisfaction...........................aretha
Katie - Everybody hurts..........................turgid
Matt - Nights in White Satin....................bold
Cher - Walk This Way............................yo

Another garbage week theme-wise... I'd say maybe 2.5 songs were actually rock songs.

Song One:

Wagner - Creep..................................... Surprising
One Dimension - Summer of 69................Flat
Mary - All I want is You...........................Brilliant!
Rebecca - Still Haven't Found................Disappointing
Cher - Girlfriend.....................................Terrible
Matt - I Love Rock and Roll.................... Entertaining
Katie - Sex is on Fire.............................. Croaky

Song Two:

Wagner - Addicted to Love..................... Bad
One Dimension - You are so beautiful...... Improvement
Mary - Brass Pocket............................... Entertaining
Rebecca - Satisfaction........................... Rubbish
Katie - Everybody hurts.......................... S***
Matt - Nights in White Satin.................... Screamed
Cher - Walk This Way............................ S***

The show as a whole............................. Entertainingish

...Aidenless