Is it...

Curly Bieber?
Tanned Bieber?
Blonde Bieber?
Bieber twin 1?
Bieber twin 2?

I'm going to go for Tanned Bieber myself... it was a close one though, I find it hard to choose between them... no idea why.

The brown Bieber.

Tanned Bieber is out in front with two votes!

Zayn, Louie, Harry, Liam then Niall in that order.

So that'd be Tanned Bieber. Good job too. I only know Tanned Bieber and Curly Bieber by their stage names

3 to TB.

I have to cover my eyes when they come on. Feel like I'll end up on some sort of register if I look at them

Curly Bieber

Which one's Liam?

I don't like 1D, but I can tolerate him. he deserves to be a soloist.

Curly Bieber for me

Gotta be Curly Bieber for me.

The blonde one. Ever since Keith Lemon did an impression of him I haven't stopped laughing.

Liam's my secret crush this year

Definitely Curly Bieber. Or though Louis, (Twin 1/2?) is secretly catching up.

Twin 1 or 2 if he's not blondey. If anyone would like to help me with their stage names, would be much appreciated.

I think Curly "Harry" Bieber is taking the lead.

Scores on the doors:

CB - 4 votes
TB - 3 votes
BB - 1 vote

Tanned = Zain
Blonde = Niall
Curly = Harry
Twin 1 =Liam
Twin 2 = Louis
I think!

Simon Amstell

Cheers

In light of this info:

CB - 4 votes
TB - 3 votes
T1 - 2 votes
BB - 1 vote

OP, you're quite deep you know.

definitely Liam Beiber for me

'tis true. I have oft' been compared to the Pacific Ocean by many a sperm whale... I digress...

1. Harry - Curly Bieber

Then...
*Big Gap*





2. Liam - Miserable Bieber







Then
*Biggest Gap Ever*


3. Nial - Bookend Bieber
4. Zain - Rubbish Bieber
5. Louis - Ugly Bieber

Helmet Bieber, because he never sings anything.

No particular faves or ones I dislike but I think of them as

Asian Bieber/The Human Echo (Zain)
Jennifer Aniston/Naff Hair/ Miserable/I'm too good for this band Bieber (Liam)
I'm cute and adorable now but will soon look like Mick Jagger Bieber (Harry)
Lap dog/ Grinning / Too much sugar and E numbers Bieber (Niall)
Um where am I/ how on earth did I blag that / Comedy Bieber (Louis)

Who is the stripey one?