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Old 28-11-2010, 10:53
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It started as a once-a-week habit, and I'd never had a feeling like this before. It opened my eyes to things I never thought possible, I saw the world in a completely different way.

Colours were brighter, the sound of birdsong had the beauty of classical music, even the humble pigeon seemed to have a role now in the previously baffling complexity of the Universe. I woke up each day with a smile on my face, a spring in my step, and when I laid my head down on the pillow each night it was with an inner peace that I found so comforting.

I thought I could handle it, but I soon found myself craving more. This last week especially has been difficult, but I found solace on here with other addicts. Then last night, Lord Wagner heard my prayers and delivered me TWO fixes in short succession. It was bliss, and I feel I have only just come down from it now.

But just think for one second what it is like for Wagner? There is no higher-being than Him, so who can he turn to for a similar fix?

It is ok for us, we have the drug of Lord Wagner but do not look down on him because he doesn't have that option.
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Old 28-11-2010, 10:57
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The Lord would cry if he saw the poets among his followers.

-> happy tears.
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Old 28-11-2010, 10:59
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I was on the verge of ending it all. Then I tuned into The X Factor and witnessed a Lord they call "Wagner". He inspired me. He made me feel that life is worth living for.
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Old 28-11-2010, 11:02
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None of you are funny, drop the act.
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Old 28-11-2010, 11:05
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None of you are funny, drop the act.
Ignorance is bliss, but nothing compared the bliss that comes from Him which we have been enjoying for weeks now.

It's normal human-behaviour to lash out at what you don't understand, to deny what others are enjoying because no one wants to feel like they are missing out. But missing out you are.

I pray for your soul, it is looking a bit grubby after the foul-language you used earlier.
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Old 28-11-2010, 11:08
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Ignorance is bliss, but nothing compared the bliss that comes from Him which we have been enjoying for weeks now.

It's normal human-behaviour to lash out at what you don't understand, to deny what others are enjoying because no one wants to feel like they are missing out. But missing out you are.

I pray for your soul, it is looking a bit grubby after the foul-language you used earlier.
Oh noes, I used one or two expletives. Listen buddy if that's how you assess someone's intelligence then not only are you deluded but also a snob.
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Old 28-11-2010, 11:09
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Oh noes, I used one or two expletives. Listen buddy if that's how you assess someone's intelligence then not only are you deluded but also a snob.
Buddy?! It's dermot!!!
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Old 28-11-2010, 11:10
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Oh noes, I used one or two expletives. Listen buddy if that's how you assess someone's intelligence then not only are you deluded but also a snob.
You appear so frustrated, have you considered Tai-Chi?
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Old 28-11-2010, 11:12
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Oh noes, I used one or two expletives. Listen buddy if that's how you assess someone's intelligence then not only are you deluded but also a snob.
When the Beast has risen from the shackles of the Waissel-girl's body and Armageddon is upon the world, your cruel words will torment you long after the Wagnerites have ascended to bask in His heavenly glow.
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Old 28-11-2010, 11:13
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You appear so frustrated, have you considered Tai-Chi?
I'm not frustrated at all, just a bit concerned about this unhealthy obsession of yours with some talentless wonder.
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Old 28-11-2010, 11:14
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lmao!!! YAY Wagz for the WIN
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Old 28-11-2010, 11:15
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I'm not frustrated at all, just a bit concerned about this unhealthy obsession of yours with some talentless wonder.
We are not the ones in need of concern my dear
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Old 28-11-2010, 11:15
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I'm not frustrated at all, just a bit concerned about this unhealthy obsession of yours with some talentless wonder.
This is a thread about Wagner, not Cher.
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Old 28-11-2010, 11:17
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I'm not frustrated at all, just a bit concerned about this unhealthy obsession of yours with some talentless wonder.
Your concern is noted, appreciated but unnecessary. Trust me.
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Old 28-11-2010, 11:17
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I'm not frustrated at all, just a bit concerned about this unhealthy obsession of yours with some talentless wonder.
Lots of things in life can be considered unhealthy. Usually the things that bring us pleasure. Some people can live their lives worried each day about what is healthy and what is not, but genetically they were screwed from day 1 and drop dead suddenly one day never experiencing the highs.

If I should have an aneurysm tomorrow, maybe induced by dealing with some of the Wathiests on here, at least I can say I have lived for today.

That is our Lord's philosophy, and he is right.
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Old 28-11-2010, 11:17
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Oh noes, I used one or two expletives. Listen buddy if that's how you assess someone's intelligence then not only are you deluded but also a snob.
And yet you spell 'access' wrong.
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Old 28-11-2010, 11:18
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This is a thread about Wagner, not Cher.
Another talentless wonder, just in case you think I am a Cher fan. I want Wagner to win y'all btw.
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Old 28-11-2010, 11:20
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And yet you spell 'access' wrong.
Um, no, look up the meaning of assess and look up the meaning of access. If you do, you'll find that assess falls perfectly into the sentence that I used, while access wouldn't.
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Old 28-11-2010, 11:22
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Um, no, look up the meaning of assess and look up the meaning of access. If you do, you'll find that assess falls perfectly into the sentence that I used, while access wouldn't.
Yeah, well, let me ask you a question!

Shut up!

*Runs away in tears*
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Old 28-11-2010, 11:24
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Yeah, well, let me ask you a question!

Shut up!

*Runs away in tears*
Ah no need for that, we win some we lose some.
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Old 28-11-2010, 11:27
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Yeah, well, let me ask you a question!

Shut up!

*Runs away in tears*
It is ok, we are only mortal unlike Him. Human beings are fallible, and Lord Wagner understands that. He is plastering over our imperfections, like tacky 70's wallpaper which is all bumpy when we want it to be pleasantly smooth.

Also this soul seems to be a bit confused, he wants Him to win but also uttered harsh and blasphemous words against him. Be patient with this one, he is more Wagnostic than he is Wagnerian.

He will see the light in the end, or Lord Wagner will turn him away from the Promised Land because he has a fake ID. You can't drink at His table without it.
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Old 28-11-2010, 11:30
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Also this soul seems to be a bit confused, he wants Him to win but also uttered harsh and blasphemous words against him. Be patient with this one, he is more Wagnostic than he is Wagnerian.
I chuckled, I admit it.
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Old 28-11-2010, 11:30
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Yeah, well, let me ask you a question!

Shut up!

*Runs away in tears*
Stewie?
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Old 28-11-2010, 15:27
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The cravings are beginning to kick in, I feel like I'm in Trainspotting.

Luckily I can turn to YouTube while waiting for tonight, time is going SO slowly though :/
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Old 28-11-2010, 15:29
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I am totally and utterly addicted to his loaf.
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