think of tonight as the second coming of the Messiah. We never got to meet Jesus, but if we did, I know in my heart he would have told us that, on the 28th day of the 11th month 2010 years after his birth, he would return to us, still bearded and resplendent in white, but older and wiser, to bring down the Hell Beast Katie and its Pupper Master Simon once and for all.