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Things you would never hear on Strictly (mark 2) |
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Things you would never hear on Strictly (mark 2)
There used to be a thread on this.
I'll start off with the 'nevereverheard': "It was a really easy dance for us this week."
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I hurt myself every time I hit the floor in training.
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I'm just doing this for the money, and I hate my celebrity contestant
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Bruce is actually funny
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Ann, it was fa-bu-lous.
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Why did I have to get the ugly one?
That's a costume? Sorry, I thought it was dental floss. Your first 10. How do you feel, Ann? Sorry, my mistake, Craig has drawn a negative sign on his paddle. Bruno used a 4 paddle! Quick, spike his drink again! |
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Its really unfair that I get lumbered with a 73 year old, whereas you get a 30 year old gymnast who used to be a dancer.
How do you expect me to lift you? You are as tall as me and twice as heavy? |
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"I'd like to curse the viewers for keeping us in."
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"Actually, I'm going to respect the spirit of the dance this week" - Ann.
"We're going to go for traditional, simple, classic choreography" - Aliona. "I'm not really interested in sex, I'd rather have a cup of tea" - Pamela. |
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'This weeks dance is a peice of p*ss'
'Tess, you must let me have your stylists phone number' 'You really cracked me up Tess' |
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A 2 from Alesha and a 3 from Bruno - how do you feel about that?
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Anton: Ann, can you do a splits kick then a shimmy and then run your hands up and down my body while putting your sexy face on?
Ann: yes of course |
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Alesha " Scott that was awful"
Len " Aliona that was a fantastic contemporary dance" Craig "Ann that was like a Ocean cruiser gliding over calm seas" Bruno " Gavin button up that shirt" |
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Bruce "That's not funny."
Tess "No, it's not. And you are doddery." |
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You look classy Pamela!
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Tess - "I know, Claudia is better than me"
Tess - "I know, I have got a dodgy eye" Tess - "I know, I'm a total arsehead off camera" |
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Gavin: "I am really proud of my beard"
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Alesha - "Sadley Kara/Scott you did mess up, but unlike previous weeks Im going to mark you down"
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Len: "Aliona, I really look forward to your choreography"
Bruno "Scott, it was all right. That's all" Tess: "I feel I really connect with the cooooples better than that Claudia, I mean, it's not like I just pretend to listen to them until it's my turn to talk, is it?" Ann "Thanks Craig, I really look forward to your comments and will endeavour to use them when I practice my dancing this week - that is why I didn't interrupt you - I care what you think" |
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I can now reveal that the couple leaving strictly come dancing is.......Ann and Anton!
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Robin: i wish i was dancing with Matt
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Alesha + Here is a technical tip to help you
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Claudia: "Lemme have a go on that machine, I likes it!!!"
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Quote:
Alesha " Scott that was awful"
Len " Aliona that was a fantastic contemporary dance" Craig "Ann that was like a Ocean cruiser gliding over calm seas" Bruno " Gavin button up that shirt" ![]() ![]()
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Props: "There's no way we are ever going to use that golden door ever again"!
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