There used to be a thread on this.

I'll start off with the 'nevereverheard':

"It was a really easy dance for us this week."

I hurt myself every time I hit the floor in training.

I'm just doing this for the money, and I hate my celebrity contestant.

Bruce is actually funny

Ann, it was fa-bu-lous.

Why did I have to get the ugly one?

That's a costume? Sorry, I thought it was dental floss.

Your first 10. How do you feel, Ann?

Sorry, my mistake, Craig has drawn a negative sign on his paddle.

Bruno used a 4 paddle! Quick, spike his drink again!

Its really unfair that I get lumbered with a 73 year old, whereas you get a 30 year old gymnast who used to be a dancer.



How do you expect me to lift you? You are as tall as me and twice as heavy?

"I'd like to curse the viewers for keeping us in."

"Actually, I'm going to respect the spirit of the dance this week" - Ann.

"We're going to go for traditional, simple, classic choreography" - Aliona.

"I'm not really interested in sex, I'd rather have a cup of tea" - Pamela.

'This weeks dance is a peice of p*ss'

'Tess, you must let me have your stylists phone number'

'You really cracked me up Tess'

A 2 from Alesha and a 3 from Bruno - how do you feel about that?

Anton: Ann, can you do a splits kick then a shimmy and then run your hands up and down my body while putting your sexy face on?


Ann: yes of course

Alesha " Scott that was awful"

Len " Aliona that was a fantastic contemporary dance"

Craig "Ann that was like a Ocean cruiser gliding over calm seas"

Bruno " Gavin button up that shirt"

Bruce "That's not funny."

Tess "No, it's not. And you are doddery."

You look classy Pamela!

Tess - "I know, Claudia is better than me"
Tess - "I know, I have got a dodgy eye"
Tess - "I know, I'm a total arsehead off camera"

Gavin: "I am really proud of my beard"

Alesha - "Sadley Kara/Scott you did mess up, but unlike previous weeks Im going to mark you down"

Len: "Aliona, I really look forward to your choreography"

Bruno "Scott, it was all right. That's all"

Tess: "I feel I really connect with the cooooples better than that Claudia, I mean, it's not like I just pretend to listen to them until it's my turn to talk, is it?"

Ann "Thanks Craig, I really look forward to your comments and will endeavour to use them when I practice my dancing this week - that is why I didn't interrupt you - I care what you think"

I can now reveal that the couple leaving strictly come dancing is.......Ann and Anton!

Robin: i wish i was dancing with Matt

Alesha + Here is a technical tip to help you

Claudia: "Lemme have a go on that machine, I likes it!!!"

Props: "There's no way we are ever going to use that golden door ever again"!