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Things you would never hear on Strictly (mark 2)
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winenroses
29-11-2010
There used to be a thread on this.

I'll start off with the 'nevereverheard':

"It was a really easy dance for us this week."
Dorabella14
29-11-2010
I hurt myself every time I hit the floor in training.
lach doch mal
29-11-2010
I'm just doing this for the money, and I hate my celebrity contestant.
Leatherface!!!
29-11-2010
Bruce is actually funny
IvanIV
29-11-2010
Ann, it was fa-bu-lous.
Shinyteapot
29-11-2010
Why did I have to get the ugly one?

That's a costume? Sorry, I thought it was dental floss.

Your first 10. How do you feel, Ann?

Sorry, my mistake, Craig has drawn a negative sign on his paddle.

Bruno used a 4 paddle! Quick, spike his drink again!
kochspostulates
29-11-2010
Its really unfair that I get lumbered with a 73 year old, whereas you get a 30 year old gymnast who used to be a dancer.



How do you expect me to lift you? You are as tall as me and twice as heavy?
winenroses
29-11-2010
"I'd like to curse the viewers for keeping us in."
DavidJames
29-11-2010
"Actually, I'm going to respect the spirit of the dance this week" - Ann.

"We're going to go for traditional, simple, classic choreography" - Aliona.

"I'm not really interested in sex, I'd rather have a cup of tea" - Pamela.
trunkster
29-11-2010
'This weeks dance is a peice of p*ss'

'Tess, you must let me have your stylists phone number'

'You really cracked me up Tess'
chucklingbunny
29-11-2010
A 2 from Alesha and a 3 from Bruno - how do you feel about that?
kochspostulates
29-11-2010
Anton: Ann, can you do a splits kick then a shimmy and then run your hands up and down my body while putting your sexy face on?


Ann: yes of course
bloggingbelle
29-11-2010
Alesha " Scott that was awful"

Len " Aliona that was a fantastic contemporary dance"

Craig "Ann that was like a Ocean cruiser gliding over calm seas"

Bruno " Gavin button up that shirt"
winenroses
29-11-2010
Bruce "That's not funny."

Tess "No, it's not. And you are doddery."
millie3
29-11-2010
You look classy Pamela!
Mr McGoldrick
29-11-2010
Tess - "I know, Claudia is better than me"
Tess - "I know, I have got a dodgy eye"
Tess - "I know, I'm a total arsehead off camera"
Doug P
29-11-2010
Gavin: "I am really proud of my beard"
Leatherface!!!
29-11-2010
Alesha - "Sadley Kara/Scott you did mess up, but unlike previous weeks Im going to mark you down"
80sQueen
29-11-2010
Len: "Aliona, I really look forward to your choreography"

Bruno "Scott, it was all right. That's all"

Tess: "I feel I really connect with the cooooples better than that Claudia, I mean, it's not like I just pretend to listen to them until it's my turn to talk, is it?"

Ann "Thanks Craig, I really look forward to your comments and will endeavour to use them when I practice my dancing this week - that is why I didn't interrupt you - I care what you think"
number six
29-11-2010
I can now reveal that the couple leaving strictly come dancing is.......Ann and Anton!
PANNAL1
29-11-2010
Robin: i wish i was dancing with Matt
pabird
29-11-2010
Alesha + Here is a technical tip to help you
80sQueen
29-11-2010
Claudia: "Lemme have a go on that machine, I likes it!!!"
Hound of Love
29-11-2010
Originally Posted by bloggingbelle:
“Alesha " Scott that was awful"

Len " Aliona that was a fantastic contemporary dance"

Craig "Ann that was like a Ocean cruiser gliding over calm seas"

Bruno " Gavin button up that shirt"”

Doug P
29-11-2010
Props: "There's no way we are ever going to use that golden door ever again"!
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