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Old 29-11-2010, 14:45
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Len: 'There wasn't enough faffing about for me!'
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Old 29-11-2010, 14:46
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Anton: Ann, can you do a splits kick then a shimmy and then run your hands up and down my body while putting your sexy face on?


Ann: yes of course
I prefer the Ann response: "What? AGAIN?"
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Old 29-11-2010, 14:47
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BBC Continuity Announcer: "It's 10.15pm and it's over to Digital Spy for tonight's SCD spoiler result"!
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Old 29-11-2010, 15:10
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Fortunately, the jive was really easy for us because we're both so tall
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Old 29-11-2010, 15:16
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Alesha: "You were [insert appropriate text]"
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Old 29-11-2010, 15:31
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Ann "I'm retiring - gracefully."
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Old 29-11-2010, 15:46
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Before we see the couples dance tonight, showing them how it should be done, please welcome Len and Alesha, Craig and Claudia, and Bruno and Brucie.
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Old 29-11-2010, 15:50
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Ann: I quit,because i know in my heart that i'm not entertaining,people are not laughing with me rather they are laughing at me,i know that. I really know that. But i was so arrogant and ignorant,thats why i was always insisting to go till final. But by miracle today i understand that everyone else is trying to dance and i'm not,so it will not be fair on them if i don't quit.
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Old 29-11-2010, 15:53
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Bruce - "Now Len, what are we looking for in a good hokey-cokey?
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Old 29-11-2010, 15:54
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'Actually, Artem's not really my cup of tea...I don't know what all the fuss is about, he's hardly a looker.'

'Ola's samba dress this week is a high-necked, long-sleeved affair falling to the ankles.'
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Old 29-11-2010, 15:55
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"Alesha Dixon: 8

and Bruno Tonioli: *insert any other number than 8*"


Matt: "F***ing stupid contemporary s***"


CRH: "Katya your legs look stunning in that outfit."
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Old 29-11-2010, 16:30
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Bruce - "Our next couple tonight are the media savvy Kara Tointon with her ridiculous accent and her partner Arthur Chigvintsev"
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Old 29-11-2010, 16:38
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Aliona " the colour is exactly as it said on the tin, pale and interesting"

Brendan "egoist moi?"

Bruno "I'm more bendy than Felicity"

Len " I defer to your better knowledge"

Tess " do you think this dress is a bit short?"
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Old 29-11-2010, 16:43
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Ann: Do you think Gavin and Katya will mind if we pinch their 'spooning' move for our next dance.
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Old 29-11-2010, 16:55
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Director: We are only going to use 1 camera on the dancing this week, to give the viewers a treat, by seeing the dancers feet for the whole routine instead of for only a few seconds.

Maz
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Old 29-11-2010, 17:59
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Well if Justin Bieber can dance and mime on X factor, I'm going to stand still and sing, even though I'm representing Cirque du Soleil and a trained acrobat and dancer.....






Oh I don't have a microphone... bugger....


What was that? I'm sacked? ...
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Old 29-11-2010, 20:42
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Craig: Gavin, you're not going to win but you try hard and I like you, so I'm going to give you plenty of unbiased, not bitchy, constructive criticism.
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Old 29-11-2010, 20:42
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Bruce - "the singers are a bit off tonight are'nt they"

Tess - "hey!! fat guy next to Dave Arch - behave yourself"

Bruce - "You know Tess I preferred you when you had a bit of meat on you"

Tess - "Blackpool eh - what a shithole"
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Old 29-11-2010, 20:55
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Alesha " I have no idea what you were dancing but I love the outfit"

Bruce "Nice to see you, to see you....what it's from one of my old shows, no-one will notice...doddery I ....." THUNK

Tess "Technically that dance wasnt good was it?"
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Old 29-11-2010, 21:53
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Anne Widdecome is quitting SCD to take part in Dancing on Ice!
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Old 29-11-2010, 21:59
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Anne Widdecome is quitting SCD to take part in Dancing on Ice!
Well, at least on ice she already knows how to fall over!
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Old 30-11-2010, 02:30
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Judges - " Well it's week one but we're not going to display any favouritism in this series".

Ann " Oh s*d it - I'll wear just the thong and the feather boa, then".

Anton " Dancing keeps you fit. I've lost 190 pounds of ugly fat - Ann has been voted out ! ".
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Old 30-11-2010, 03:11
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Ann - I'm not sure about this costume. I think I need to show a bit more t*ts and a*se. The dance needs more technical elements and less p*ssing about too.

Scott - I'm full of the joys of spring and bursting with energy.

Kara - Sorry, we haven't put the hours in this week - we've been too busy sh*gging.
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Old 30-11-2010, 04:38
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Bruce - "It's time to meet the Stars of our Show"
Voiceover - "Academy Award winner Brad Pitt and his partner Ola Jordan"

Craig - 10, Len - 1, Alesha - 2, Bruno - something different to Alesha.

Tess - "Claudia and I will be saying 'goodbye' to another couple in the show being recorded between 9 and 10pm tonight"
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Old 30-11-2010, 09:05
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Len: Everybody knows that the Rumba is ridiculously easy for men. I'm not going to give each male celebrity at least 3 extra marks for attempting the Rumba this year.
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