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Things you would never hear on Strictly (mark 2)
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Lola192000
30-11-2010
Len: I don't like SPORTSMEN.
glasshalffull
30-11-2010
Bruce : Introducing our couples starting with...Nadine Cole and her partner Derek Hough...
PhoebeJeebie
30-11-2010
Welcome to Blackpool........which is a place where the sea has the same dark brown hue as the ballroom dancefloor.
Leatherface!!!
30-11-2010
Ann - Please dont vote for us were terrible.
mimi dlc
30-11-2010
Bruce - You're my least favourite.
tonydancer
30-11-2010
Tess: "Rebooting complete in 10 seconds...9...8...Oh! Sorry, was the autocue offline?"
winenroses
30-11-2010
Originally Posted by cranford fan:
“Len: 'There wasn't enough faffing about for me!'”

This tickled me.

Len "I would like to have seen more acrobatics at the end of the dance."
Doug P
30-11-2010
Floor Manager: "On no circumstances are you to stand to applaud ANYONE"!
tonydancer
30-11-2010
Len: Well! Braise me bollocks!
winenroses
30-11-2010
Bruno "There was too much spunk for me."
80sQueen
30-11-2010
Ann: "Oooh Anton can we do Dirrrrrrty by Christina Aguiliera for our showdance? I feel sooooo naughty..."
Doug P
30-11-2010
Bruce: "Anyone want one of my Sunday Night at the London Palladium dvds?"
tonydancer
30-11-2010
Alesha: "You were wonderfully, gloriously musical, dazzling us with the inventiveness of your approach, in which no-one can possibly guess what is coming next and each fresh twist is a new delight. The two of you were believable people in a real world, and yet breathtakingly caught and held in a fascinating dance. Katya and Gavin, I stand up to applaud you."
winenroses
30-11-2010
Originally Posted by 80sQueen:
“Ann: "Oooh Anton can we do Dirrrrrrty by Christina Aguiliera for our showdance? I feel sooooo naughty..."”

"And you can take your vest off."
80sQueen
30-11-2010
Originally Posted by winenroses:
“ "And you can take your vest off."”


*sicks up some lunch*
Agent Krycek
30-11-2010
Len: Of course, as a tall person, you found the jive very easy
winenroses
30-11-2010
Craig "Your toenails were exquisite in that dance, dahling."

Mmm, then again he just might....
leespartner2
30-11-2010
Alesha - "You were excellent and your interpretation was out of this world"
Tangerine_82
30-11-2010
You came out, you gave it a go and you were beyond crap. Go home.
StigOfTheKrump
30-11-2010
Gavin - "Why the hell are there mirrors in this training room, Katya? And why is there fake tan? I hate looking like Alex Reid in drag!"
flat_foot
30-11-2010
To be honest, I hate Blackpool
StigOfTheKrump
30-11-2010
"No I didn't think I would leave in the first week, I thought I was going to win for crying out loud!"
StigOfTheKrump
30-11-2010
"Your botofogo excelled your highly excellent dependency of posh totty char char in a champagne-ish Lawrence Llewleyn Bowen fest dahhhhling"

"Thank you for your comments, Alesha...."

Mr McGoldrick
30-11-2010
"And now its time to introduce our judges - a fading cockney wide boy, a girl whos learning English and 2 pillow biters"
Tangerine_82
30-11-2010
Bruce: It's nice to see you, to see you .. impossible. I'm 83, I can't see shit.
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