Originally Posted by Tangerine_82:
“Bruce reading from the autocue:
"I'm a miserable old shit who's too doddery to realise that I'm reading out something vindictive that shouldn't be broadcast and it's happening because when the underpaid script writer asked me to autograph something for his granddaughter, I told him to piss off and get me a coffee cause I'm a bloody national treasure .. here's a manipulated VT."”
Pffffffttt-bmwahahahahahahaa! Post of the day and of every day.
Edit: Because, slightly watered down and shortened, you could not claim that something like that would
never happen