Arlene, a study


"And 'lo did Arlene arrive,
on a Saturday evening
To proclaim in oft enforced rhymes
How 'slebs dancing was achieving!

But one dark night, the BBC
didst proclaim her to agéd
And sent her out to graveyard TV
That the tabloids were outragéd!

"I will my tongue hold!" promised Arlene
"No judgements I shall make"
And thus we took her words for true and clean
Which in hindsight was a mistake!

"Blah de blah de winge de moan"
A daily pouring of bile
"I cannot leave Strictly alone!"
And the viewers run a mile!"

You're doing a pretty good job of "pouring bile" yourself!

It's her job to talk about Strictly for The Sun, so that's a bit unfair. There has been a lot of criticism about Arlene on here, which I don't think is fair. She was certainly no worse than the other judges. They all have their annoying points.

I wish to goodness we had her back. At least she really did give constructive advice to the celebs about how they could improve.